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1. Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 06:43:15 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

   Terrible idea: Christian programmer who comments their code with references to Bible verses which are applicable to the code's situation

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 06:49:17 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

     in reply to

     If not BorrowCheck(p):
     ReleaseToFreeList(p); // Psalms 37:21

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 06:58:02 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     func SetupOSEnvironment() {
     /* Mark 8:36 */
     RegSet(AI_COPILOT, DISABLE);
     RegSet(AI_CORTANA, DISABLE);
     RegSet(CRYPTOCURRENCY_SUPPORT, DISABLE);
     }

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:01:41 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     if bFirstRun: showTutorial(); // Psalm 32:8

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:04:31 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     Actually I should have put Proverbs 16:8 on that cryptocurrency one.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:06:11 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     func OnShutdownRequest():
     // Matthew 4:17
     for file in gOpenFiles:
     close(file);

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:16:22 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     /*
     this injects the decompression code into our own dll.
     Originally this was just a fread() and call,
     but with Windows XP SP3 turning on W^X (Data Execution Protection) we have a lot more work to do to avoid causing a security exception.
     - Ecclesiastes 7:10
     */

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:19:17 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • HighlandLawyer

     @HighlandLawyer nice one.

   • HighlandLawyer (highlandlawyer@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:19:18 JST HighlandLawyer

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     @foone
     // Matt 20:16
     void reverseArray(int arr[], int start, int end)
     {
     while (start < end) {
     int temp = arr[start];
     arr[start] = arr[end];
     arr[end] = temp;
     start++;
     end--;
     }
     }

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:26:20 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

     in reply to

     func OnCommand(msg) :
     SendAck(msg); // Proverbs 15:23
     switch(msg.type):
     ...

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:27:40 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     My phone keyboard needs an "I am typing code" mode where it stops trying to autocorrect my spelling and punctuation

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:29:00 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • fraggLe!
     • ceejayoz

     @chris @fwaggle I knew that would turn up

   • ceejayoz (chris@ceejayoz.io)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:29:58 JST ceejayoz

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     • fraggLe!

     @fwaggle @foone And this one bit from Ezekiel 23:20.

   • fraggLe! (fwaggle@moodoo.org)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 07:29:59 JST fraggLe!

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     @foone Ahh fuck, it's all Revelations.

   • Foone🏳️‍⚧️ (foone@digipres.club)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 08:09:43 JST Foone🏳️‍⚧️

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     • 1000millimeter

     @1000millimeter nope. But I can roleplay as them for comedic effect

   • 1000millimeter (1000millimeter@chaos.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 08:09:44 JST 1000millimeter

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     @foone Whey I read the follownup posts, is this just a self description?