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1. Suzu :miku_happy: (suzu@varishangout.net)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 12:05:19 JST Suzu :miku_happy:
   OK, let's crap all over the stupid Exoprimal game, since I've downloaded it through Gamepass to check it (because, literally, fuck it paying for this shit).
   
   The character creation sucks. You basically have two options: bulky dude or plain woman. If you pick a masculine head type, you'll always have the bulky body, and if you pick a female head, you'll always have the shitty, plain, devoid of any curves whatsoever, body,
   And all the preset women are ugly as fuck, BTW, as you can surely see in the thumbnails on the left side. This game might be the first one to compel me to crate a male character just because the females are so unbelievably ugly (the men are also ugly, but I think I can use the scars and shit to make a "badass" guy").
   BTW, do you see the heads you can pick? That's it. You pick the head, it changes the body, and that's it. Fine tuning? Nah, it doesn't exist. You pick in between a bunch of preset faces (skin color is locked), a bunch of preset hairs (all of them shitty, btw), a bunch of preset facial hair, and you'll be happy with it. Delight yourself with our 12 preset options. But hey, at least you can change eye color and hair color.
   All the men's hairstyles are stupid, and almost all the women's hairstyles are "Karen's" hairstyles, everytime you try to create a female character in this game she looks like she wants to speak with the dinossaur's manager.
   
   In the end, I think I've settled for this fellow here, it looked like the less stupid option.
   Remember kids, 60 bucks game.
   
   Let's see how the rest of it goes. Sure, I'm nitpicking because I like character customization, but in this game, by what I understand, we'll barely see the actual human character.