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A comic from Wondermark by David Malki! Scene: A man and a woman in a car. Woman: I don't mind most marine mammals. But SEA LIONS? I could do without sea lions. Man: Don't say that out loud! Scene: A sea lion is not suddenly following their car. Sealion: Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhead... M: NOW you've done it S: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing a sea lion has ever done to you? Scene: Man and Woman are at dinner, and the sea lion is still there. W: GO AWAY S: There's no need to raise your voice, I'm right here. I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?" Scene: Woman now in bed W: You're IN my HOUSE. S: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion? Scene: In the morning, at breakfast M: TOLD you, dude. SEA LIONS. S: I have been unfailingly polite, and YOU two have been nothing but RUDE W: I AM TRYING TO EAT BREAKFAST S: Very well. We shall resume in an hour.