One downside of being a smart man is that your brain calculates the future appearance of a woman, so you know she's not gonna be a looker in 20 years. This chick has serious "oh damn that's your mom?!?! She used to be pretty? She just looks like a fat toad these days, crazy"
And my brain's calculation engine just superimposes her future ugliness on her. It really makes the ego all that much more unappealing. She's acting like she's a 9 because the boomers are fawning all over her, but she's a 6 just for the fact she isn't fat