I have been given a new junior
My favorite type of aviator: An instagram thot who thinks piloting means a life in 4-star hotels hopping all across the world's greatest tour destinations. Doesn't like planes, doesn't like flying at all, those are just irritations getting in the way of her classy travelette lifestyle
Joke's on her, she's going to do all the shit I don't want to
(and no, she's not hot, like the old guys say. She's just youthful, it's easy to mistake one for the other)