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1. Zettour (zettour@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2024 11:18:05 JST Zettour
   I'm going to be slightly more cultured than usual and read The Epic of Gilgamesh. I'm just going to list interesting bits, not necessarily in the order of the narrative.
   
   Tablet 1:
   The translator threw in a paragraph not on any tablets just because he didn't like how it flowed. At least these sections are clearly noted.
   
   Gilgamesh is 16'6", 2/3 god, and the perfect ruler. Also he raped every woman in the city and the gods are annoyed by all the complaining women.
   
   Gods created Tarzan (Enkidu) to buttfuck (literally) Gilgamesh into submission. Tarzan was chilling with the animals instead; which pissed off a hunter.
   
   The hunter brings a hooker from the city to fuck Tarzan for a week straight. The truecel animals understandably want nothing to do with Tarzan anymore, so he goes to the city to fight Gilgamesh despite now being in a weakened sex-haver state.