Oh fuck off, you beaky buzzard.

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1. FailureBiWinning, Keeper of Incredibly Irritating Parrot Grass (daphailwhale@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 04:34:28 JST FailureBiWinning, Keeper of Incredibly Irritating Parrot Grass

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   If you talk to a few of the NPCs in Rimuldar, a few of them might have mentioned that going too far south of town is basically suicide because some of the monsters are particularly ferocious... well, aside from Goldman bringing the house down on you with the force of a falling bulldozer, the townsfolk were talking about this guy.
   
   At our currently level, the Wyvern isn't that much of a threat, but its damage output is deceptively random - it can go from dealing 1 point of damage to suddenly ripping 10 points out of you, and it's not even a critical hit. Its standard damage values can vary THAT much... at a lower level, Wyverns would poke so many holes in you, you'd need a trypophobia warning put in place before anyone could take a look at you.