@BigTLarrity@matty After all my time spent in third world countries I never cease to be amazed by the seemingly divine power they possess to find and pull at the threads composing the very fabric of civilization.
> I picked all the fruit in the orchard that the government gave me... > I'm finna make so much money selling firewood. > Racism caused my trees not to grow this year. Foreign aid, help! > A brand new tractor? Holy shit, I'll probably get like $500 worth of scrap metal off this. > Racism stole my tractor. Foreign aid, help! ... etc.