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nousnaut (nousnaut@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 29-Jan-2024 03:47:01 JST 
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the future if biden wins -
nousnaut (nousnaut@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 08-Oct-2023 02:37:01 JST
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philosophy comics created with shortbread ai -
nousnaut (nousnaut@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 17:33:29 JST
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shitposters which registrar should i use if i'm moderately paranoid -
nousnaut (nousnaut@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 05:12:27 JST
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Canadian government to deploy "goon tombs" as part of a "solution" to the gamer question
Entrance into the washdown-slick mobile masturbation immurement chambers "voluntary acceptance of medical assistance in dying." Leblanc, St-Onge stress "while services are intended primarily for the use of asocial males they are fully capable of servicing all genders." It is estimated the campaign will save Canadians at least ten million CAD a year during the pilot, ballooning to a hundred million if deployed nation wide. Opposition critics from the Conservatives and the NDP noted the fabrication and operation of the units were contracted to corporations close to Trudeau and his cabinet, as well as the possibility of opening rehabilitation centres for gooners to encourage them to abandon their extreme masturbatory habits in exchange for gainful employment at Tim Horton's or Canadian Tire.
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nousnaut (nousnaut@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 09-Feb-2023 08:13:38 JST
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Kantian ChatGPT? -
nousnaut (nousnaut@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Jan-2023 16:20:08 JST
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pros of living in america: liberty, guns, (weak) beer, tits, the world's first and second largest air forces
cons of living in america: despite paying a higher(!) percentage of their cash to the government americans are deprived of things such as adequate housing, healthcare, cities etc. everyone in this place is stuck in some sort of retarded mindset or another, and any reasonable person avoids "politics" like aids. less literate than canadians, an infamously book-avoidant bunch, and addicted to everything the founding fathers told them to avoid. being an empire has degraded society to the point a nuclear war would result in a net increase in pro-social behaviour and IQ. evidence that God exists and is a bastard, because there is no other explanation for their continued federation
pros of living in canada: healthcare (everyone has a mediocre hmo), people (erroneously) think you're less retarded than americans, the monarchy, lower income tax
cons of living in canada: the average canadian is a poor motherfucker who pays about ten percent extra on every purchase thanks to the federal sales tax, and a simp for authoritarianism to boot. canada's "constitution" already has the "notwithstanding" clause, which basically states the government can do what the fuck they want as long as they pretend to review it later. Additionally, the RCMP are a nightmare amalgamation of FBI, ATF, DEA, and the local police who, like the catholic church, regularly rotate abusers to other regions to avoid prosecution. the CSIS -- NSA/CIA combo -- has legal authority to spy on anyone, anytime, for any reason. how this fucking place has not gone fascist already is anyone's guess. Alberta is the paypig for this confederacy of dunces and (reasonably) has decided separatism is a good idea, as has the main recipient of their involuntary generosity, quebec. unfortunately, neither province is grounded in reality, as separation would immediately lead to annexation by the us. Albertans are special enough to believe this would get them what they want when in fact they would immediately be divvied up into north montana and north north montana, with their shitty tar oil nationalized by the US and sucked clean by exxon while they have to deal with the stupidity of the rest of america. Quebec, on the other hand, would have an economic crisis that would make Haiti look like Switzerland.
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