Notices by Dan (dko@infosec.exchange)

/ fade in to someone cute writing a list of pros about their crush /

'gives good alt' is underlined and circled and has a little heart over it

stealing memes is a fake idea in the first place

P.S. if you repost and write good alt text, the meme is yours forever

just now learning that the 'Lea' in Lea & Perrins, whose most famous work is Worcestershire Sauce

• died of dyspepsia
• was the mayor of Worcester

babe, are you OK? you barely touched your feetza

The X-Files - S02E23 - Soft Light.mkv

logging on

legalize public transit

Selma and Troy didn't have to break up

edit: Jesse is on here now! check 'em out at @adhdjesse

if you need this today,
please look at it twice,
i promise you're doing the best you can

39 years undefeated

wish it were an n95 goose,
i guess surgical swan will have to do

🖼

last five years of logging into a website that requires users to set up MFA

and leaked all my healthcare data because their admins aren't required to set up MFA

free reminder: if you find yourself in a situation where something is on the tracks and there's a train coming, get off the rails and run parallel/diagonal to the tracks toward the train. objects behave unpredictably when this magnitude of inertia is at play. one place they never go is a quarter mile against the direction of travel.

it's Thursday afternoon and i fully support being double cheeked up

just realized that posting memes is basically pointing at a communication board and i'm going to go 'please lie down'

the meaning changes radically depending on how meritocratic you believe corporations to be

@foone But at least it's expensive and doesn't work offline!