Notices by 受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev), page 23

@kaia@brotka.st didnt u hear that pete wrote a mrf just for me
i cant recommen using it because that would get rid of all the comedic timing

i like how normies see me outside with the telescope and instantly get all hushhush (oh no she must have no friends)

if i keep posting signalis media i'll get an LSTR gf eventually right? https://szuru.bubbletea.dev/data/posts/13761_5ce00e41818cd395.jpg

@lain@lain.com boba americans

1.67s draw from holster time sheesh

@hj@shigusegubu.club its not on my hip its on my tumy

god i want a fucking smoke

idk what i'm doing with my life anymore tbh

@maija@comp.lain.la yeah https://szuru.bubbletea.dev/data/posts/13730_4c9580fe877efe37.jpg

i have so many energy drinks i want to drink them rn

me just tryna look at some stars in class 7 bortle skies (18.35 magnitudes per square arcsecond)

@lain@lain.com not my type for many reasons + retarded (woman)

the cashier saw that i was buying alcohol wipes and then started talking the entire time about how she was trying to clean her roommate's room and jumped down and accidentally impaled her foot on her roommate's phone charger and then had to ask if anyone had any hydrogen peroxide or alcohol wipes and she just kept telling me this as she scanned all 11 cans of energy drinks

@lain@lain.com i'm just sad because nicotine is like one of the few things i really enjoy, i can't drink coffee in the afternoon because it fucks my sleep so bad :((

@lain@lain.com https://twitter.com/TheStrifeson/status/1705274877937127880

i don't wanna quit vaping but i have toooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

billions must hour in microsoft paint

@sjw@bae.st get a load of this guy without low blood pressure

REAL https://szuru.bubbletea.dev/data/posts/13740_7013eb9a673b5f15.jpg

REAL shibao posting