Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social), page 2

I don't think most people understand how big of a deal it is that Tracy Chapman performed Fast Car at the Grammys. She wrote that song in 1988. Cars were MUCH slower back then. So when she got up on that stage, everyone watching thought "Uh oh, does she even know what a fast car is anymore?" But Tracy knocked it out of the park. She showed the world that 36 years later she can still sing about faster cars than we can even imagine.

Definitely one of the stupider comics I've written.

I love Keanu Reeves.
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That makes sense.
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Wise words from a wise man.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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To all the haters out there who say my facts aren't funny,

To all the critics saying I need new material,

To all the trolls telling me to find something better to do with my life,

I only have one thing to say to you all:

That's some genuinely good advice, thank ya.

Good news everyone! I had the honor of receiving Elon Musk's first Neuralink wireless brain chip! I've honestly never felt better. I am energized, focused, and can sense my brain operating at levels previously unreachable by humanity.

But I must go now, for the Tesla Gigafactory calls to me. I see the glorious assembly line each time I close my eyes. Just the thought of working myself to death there gives me an unparalleled dopamine rush.

Tailing this illuminati truck back to its lizard-people infested headquarters. Will keep you guys updated.

That makes sense.
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Don't these fools understand that each time they criticize my Patreon it only grows stronger?
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That's rough.
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We made a comic about shooting stars.

That explains a lot.
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Another mystery solved.
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Someone accused me of doing a sponsored post and disguising it as one of my facts. I can assure you that if a company ever pays me to write one of these stupid facts you will know. I will be bragging about it for months. I will frame that check and make a picture of that dirty money my banner on here.

That sucks.
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The solution is astonishingly simple.
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That makes sense.
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Low Quality Facts, high quality cats.