Notices by Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)

I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 15 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

We made a comic about pirates.

We made a comic about the Teletubbies.

Look, I get it. Jack wants the freedom to sport that godawful beard and Twitter is genuinely the only place where wannabe billionaire simps won't roast him for having facial hair that somehow screams "white supremacist billy goat".

We made a comic about a job interview.

Very impressive.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts.

People are once again mistaking me for a bot, so here's me holding Fishy. He is infinitely more photogenic than I will ever be.

@CWilbur Haha he has many nicknames but Fishy actually is his formal name! He was found on the side of the road in the pouring rain, and it looked like a kid scribbled "Do not hurt Fishy" onto his carrier crate.

Wow.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Trump has less than a week to arrange a $454 million bond. There are 331.9 million US citizens. If each American spends only $1.37, then we can all buy a cheap chocolate bar to enjoy while we watch the State of New York seize Trump's properties.

Taylor Swift is unstoppable.

Despite weighing in at a very respectable 14.8 pounds, Fishy is still demanding that you support my Patreon so I can buy him more treats. I don't know what to tell you folks, he makes the rules around here.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

I love math.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

She means it, I can see it in her eyes.

@cmdr_nova @waitworry I am so incredibly confused. I said that I support Biden and am going to vote for Biden, and you took that as me defending Trump how exactly?

Biden Supporters: Trumpism is a cult. The MAGA crowd refuses to accept any criticism of Donald Trump, which sets a dangerous precedent.

*Jon Stewart makes a few mild jokes at Biden's expense*

Biden Supporters: How dare he criticize our candidate, this is totally unacceptable.

@cmdr_nova I'm posting it as someone who believes you should still be able to make jokes about and criticize people/political parties that you support.

This warms my heart.

Brilliant.
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I gave up over 61 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Justin Timberlake.