Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network), page 35

What should I get for breakfast?

@david @tomcat Don't care still voting Trump

It's been a day

I have over estimated my physical capabilities per usual. But I have metrics now.

@waifu

Blue hair

Disqualified

@waifu mental illness

@waifu >anime

:mokouDead:

These videos are my new favorite form of brainrot.

my back hurts :cirno_cry:

@david :YESChad:

My brother in Christ, you live above the Mason-Dixon line your opinion is worthless.

Bruh

Why you wearing a cuck muzzle indoors?
Why are you looking a grafana acting like thats something special?
Why are you running windows?

@announcements @newt tl;dr don't trust these hoes

Crying in my ZSU-23-4 Shilka rn

Sorry but we disrespect whores on this account. :cirno_shrug:

Why's it called a floppy disk if it's not floppy?

@not_benis

I'm already back :mikoto_thumbsup: (nano machines son)

Alcohol ain't shit, I need to switch to methanol.

@thebirdwashere cc @amoonrabbit

@dcc Tell @Jonny he's a fucking lightweight and I'll bomb Pearl harbor twice on his bitch ass

I'm under NDA