Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network), page 2

I'm seeing an ever increasing number of gaijin complain that they aren't accepted into Japanese society...

All I can say about that is #ripbozo skill issue, cry about it, and get over it.

@VIPPER

LITERALLY.

Imagine not being on the fringes of society, and then leaving for a place that has nothing in common with you.

@eric @VIPPER

Weebs going to Japan 🐝 like

I think I've decided...

I want to do database administration.

@dcc

Principles

1. We are all flawed, traumatized humans at the end of their rope. Many of our actions say more about the conditions we live under than who we are as people.

Yeah not me

Not talkin' banks, but I make that money move (💯)

Rule number 3. Always keep that cheese on you, but never be a rat (💯)

Rule number 2. Always keep it 💯

Rule number 1. Always boss up

Too bad you'll never be rad

@nyanide @eric Windows 11 virgin vs Proton whateverthefuck chad

(he got raped)

I've never suspended an account in my 3 years running this instance.

@ligma_male I have Asia™ Optimized® Bandwidth on this VM.

I don't play video game btw

@vertka @eric

@vertka @eric

PRONOUNS

FUCK

@eric @vertka

I'm drunk rn :facebook_frog: 🍺

@eric @vertka

Young SSV used to use depressants and acetaminophen to increase his score on circle clicking game.

(don't do this btw)

:facebook_frog: