Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network), page 12

@eric

KIng they are too busy trying to figure out which side of the Gaza Israel conflict can be represented by Star Wars factions to understand our Asiatic banter.

@eric Nishi not on the list.

Curious :cirno_think:

@eric This is literally Sinophobia, the only person that's allowed to block the Chinese is Joe Biden and myself.

Eric is my favorite user on feddyverse dot com.

@newt I'm already drunk :facebook_frog: 🥃

@eric @theorytoe

:luke_smith: :soy_right:

space ran out one second

@eric @dommymommy

I'm either not on there or Oldie (I'm not old).

inb4 gay ex ex dd deeeeee

@Hoss @dcc What the fuck is Obamacare? Hey Obama I don't care about shit.

@dcc @Hoss

My shotgun got a switch you stupid son of a bitch.

"Your wife has a beautiful neck..."

Yes she does :nana_smug: :ShikiC2:

@Hoss real (real)

@not_benis What a retard you never cut towards yourself. This is why Euros are subhuman.

@not_benis >g*rman film

I am disappoint

Vacation starting now.

Why are they talking about J*pan*se porn g*mes in my menchies? Y'all are fucked.

@eric @not_benis "That's right Steve we're here live at the Microsoft® Arena here in downtown Houston where the Xbox team and I are happy to announce that we are adding Titanfall 2™ to EA Access and XCloud this Novemeber. Gamers all around the world will be able experience the thrill of locking in and preparing for Titanfall™ in stunning 2k 60fps now on any device thanks to Microsoft® Azure global servers"

Hit'em with the 🤔

Give'em something to :thinkin: about

@dcc @verita84_automata

Looks like you could even fit accelerator cards in there.

@not_benis Avoid at all cost or ask for double tiger.

@not_benis Go get'em tiger