Notices by Dot Maetrix (dotmaetrix@chitter.xyz)

@foone honestly watching them try to sue on the grounds of "SHE STOLE OUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER, GOD." would be the funniest thing ever

@foone fae suspect who's stolen all the other genders from the National Pronoun Repository

@the_gayest_goat_in_town @foone a pound of tity

@foone Splice two recordings together, one with a large congregation and one with a small congregation. Convince viewers the rapture has happened.

Total Recall but it's trans. Schwarzenegger goes into the Rekall contraption but opts to play as Rachel Ticotin's character rather than shag her

So I read through The Great Divorce yesterday. C.S. Lewis describes hell as a large town where ALL of it is the crap part of town, it rains all the time, and nobody stays in the same place for more than a week because they keep getting in fights with their neighbours. It's like, the most British hell ever!

[user was banned from all churches for all time for this post]

Eyyy, transin' up the ol' gender, huh?

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

@foone oh god on this topic I've just remembered that the guy who voiced the scientists in Half Life is a Chick collector himself, and turns up in a 2008 documentary about Chick.
(regrettably, the guy responsible for said documentary is a massive dipshit)

"my son has normal hobbies"

Sir, your daughter just bought 125 Chick tracts on eBay as part of an ongoing project

@wolfcoder @foone I dunno that might be A Bit Controversial to some people

@wolfcoder @foone just wait until he finds out about the Ass Sandwich

@foone heh. Thanks. It's really that it just feels a little bit more awkward to be into than a lot of other stuff since it IS literally hate speech and all

@wolfcoder @foone oh god speaking of that meme, the guy that took over doing Chick Tracts after Chick died (David W Daniels, a man who traces stock photos and has absolutely no artistic talent whatsoever) is aware of the meme and hates it!

For similar reasons, when The Devil (for it is he) turns up, I am forced to read all his lines in an extremely G-Man voice

I'm just gonna warn yous all now that Jack Chick stuff is something of a special interest for me and has been so for a Very Long Time, so if I go all out on the chickposting, shit is gonna get cursed FAST lmao

@foone copious amounts of queercoding will do that

You are having a bad problem and you will not go to space today

Genderfluid person who identifies as an attack helicopter not out of malice, but because their gender spins so dizzyingly fast it's best compared to the propellors on a Hind D.