Notices by Barry Rowlingson (geospacedman@mastodon.social)

@nixCraft Future? This was posted two years ago on r/recruitinghell. WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!!!

@nixCraft If I was forced to use Notepad I'd write a script that used my free credits to feed junk to the system every month.

@nixCraft whichever lets me launch firefox, emacs and a terminal fastest.

@nixCraft We don't know who owns / or the permissions on it...

@nixCraft Dolphins and elephants living together!? On the same server!? Its against nature man!

@nixCraft Should be "possibly fixed stuff" because you don't know until the CI job has run.

@nixCraft Ah I remember that, it was in the Year of The Linux Desktop...

@nixCraft That Altman business plan in full:

@nixCraft like this, except without a box, and scattered all over the desk.

@nixCraft I'd want a security guard if A Billionaire was suing me and there was a chance that a horde of simps were coming after me to get his attention...

@nixCraft 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽ 🏆

@nixCraft [Sounds of everyone checking their calendar for April 1st]

@nixCraft Getting a 504 gateway timeout, the server needs rewriting in Rust.

@nixCraft "ifconfig" shows packet/error counts for RX/TX. Can't see that for "ip". Can it?

@nixCraft Hyperloop. There's a clue in the name.

@nixCraft Today those are all just unmergeable mutually-conflicted branches in a git repository and the lead dev is wondering what a detached HEAD is.

@nixCraft what's an OKR or did they make that up?

@nixCraft That really whipped the lamer's ass...

@nixCraft Whatever happened to fuel-cell batteries? https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/british-firm-invents-hydrogenpowered-phone-battery-that-could-keep-your-mobile-charged-for-a-week-10467705.html