Notices by MNNH News English :verified: (mnnhnewsenglish@brands.town), page 5

GAMING: Ethics in video-game journalism? Today we'll venture through the gamer gate into the gamer garden to ask gamers whether they're winning. Click here.

BREAKING: Lockheed tries to recruit 90s kids with controversial Half-Life themed ad which claims the company is "just as cool as Black Mesa, but a significantly safer workplace". Click here for full analysis

BREAKING: US president Biden reassures public that he is "still alive"

@alicedotjpog Hello Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000, we're sorry to hear you're having problems accessing our article. No-one can help you now, abandon all hope. Have a great day! ^KM

TECHNOLOGY: DDoS-for-hire gradually regaining traction, as "packeteers" crowdstrike networks across the country. Click here.

BREAKING: What is "federation" and how can it harm you? Is Russia involved, given it's called "Russian Federation"? All these answered and more, click here.

BREAKING: Mastodon users over whole network afraid for phantom wrenches on notes. Click here.

BREAKING:

ENTERTAINMENT: Popular Binging with Babish series on Youtube to be renamed Googling with Babish after new sponsorship deal

BRWEAIUGBN

BREAKING: British ambassador to Germany visits Wuppertal, but residents say they haven't forgotten "Shwebebussy" gaffe

BREAKING: Ministers confirm that ban on news also applies to ground news, news grinders, and news paraphernalia. Click here for new information.

BREAKING: New scientific research claims that the shape known as the "octodon" will cease to exist some time next year

BUSINESS: Augusto Mikado Milosevic, Global Change Director for Microsoft, says that cultural synergy is "vital" for the company's brands. Click here for our full interview.

BREAKING: Moment of unity between China and Taiwan, as citizens declare disgraced author JK Rowling unwelcome

GAMING: Pleroma 2.7 update overhauls the game's cave system, and gives players a wider array of weapons to choose between.

GAMING: Untitled Goose Game to be named "Goosey McGooseface" after online poll

BREAKING: Cryptocurrencies Bitcoin, Etherium, 10grans and Monero under microscope as home secretary probes crypto crime

BREAKING: Interpol red notice issued for online influencer Yassie, as home secretary vows to proscribe "cult". Click here.

BREAKING: In a post-9/11 fediverse, some say security must come first, as more and more instances insist on metal detectors, x-rays, and body scans. Have we got the right balance? Join us live, click here.