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BREAKING: Misskey's CEO Syuilo announces that Misskey will be acquired by Mastodon gGmbH

ENTERTAINMENT: Youtuber Technology Connections threatens to make more videos about dishwashers and cars during fedi outburst

BREAKING: Ice cream manufacturer Walls distances itself from Trump remarks

BREAKING: Former US president George Bush denies catboy rumours

BREAKING: Software experts warn against use of Fediverse software GotoSocial, after new revelations suggest the software was developed without the use of the industry-standard "agile"

BREAKING: Microsoft's Global Vision Director Ivan Tukilyu announces that the company is to acquire pronouns.page

BREAKING: Zombie jokes continued by out-of-touch netizens continue to terrorise an innocent public, with research highlighting "not A unless it's from the B region of C, it's just sparkling D" as worst.

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BREAKING: Is a pretender at large in the body public? An urgent conference has been called with the goal of expelling the untrustworthy person, says West Yorkshire Police

BREAKING: He brew, she brew, they all brew at the Jewish teahouse in Doncaster. Our reporter has more, click here.

BREAKING: Did you know that Dhole is a type of animal, and not a lewd euphemism? Click here

POLITICS: Will Donald Trump experience the "K-Hole"? Experts suggest he's yet to try Ketamine.

BREAKING: "Hacking is not a crime" trends in cyber-security circles, as national security experts warn many supposed information security professionals are attempting to legalise cyber-crime.

BREAKING: Homestuck fandom recounts brush with "Crowdstuck"

BREAKING: Bird is the word

BREAKING: Telegram hiccup sees sharp spike in carrier pigeon messages

BREAKING: Scientists believe cure "on horizon" for disease caused by Hitler particles. Click here.

BREAKING: Pop star Taylor Swift announces new line of infantry fighting vehicles

OPINION: Demanding change after preventable deaths is disrespectful to past, present and future grieving families

BREAKING: Embattled "snake-oil" vendor CrowdStrike publishes root cause analysis which does not attempt to analyse root cause after it crowdstruck customers with bug.