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BREAKING: Watch Dave's execution live tonight, click here to find out how to tune in

BREAKING: Dave has been convicted

BREAKING: Dave has been arrested

BREAKING: Communist Party of China vows war on vapers and podcasters

BREAKING: In a world where there's enough for everyone, why are some rich beyond measure, while others starve? Click here for our cutest kitten photos!

BREAKING: Eugen Rochko vows to "punish" Mastodon users

UNDERCOVER: "Ground" beef actually comes from cows, click here for the full story

BREAKING: Bulgarian rail operator BDZ announces that all carriage windows will be permanently opened until March

@ThePiGuy24 hestkuk

BREAKING: Feet meet inches at this year's annual footfest, click here for our full coverage.

BREAKING: Scheduling conflict sees software developers learn medieval warfare in Stuttgart, with many vowing never to program again.

BREAKING: Eugen Rochko says fans won't be able to keep the bugs being removed from GotoSocial as pets after all, since they'll be added to Mastodon instead. Click here for the full story.

BREAKING: ComefromSocial is a new fork of GotoSocial by hardcore fans who reject new "bug-free" approach, insisting that "exclusive access to game-breaking bugs" is something they can't live without

BREAKING: Gotosocial developers announce that future releases will contain no bugs.

BREAKING: Rubber ducks offer "little to no defence" against severe weather events, says West Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service in statement earlier today.

@norikawa true

BREAKING: News network EFDN embraces accusations of left-wing bias, says viewers were "born to do more than just pay bills and die"

BREAKING: Furry concentration expected to dramatically rise in Northumbria over the coming days, police warn

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BREAKING: Water-drinkers will all die, according to new scientific research.