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OPINION: trans people deserve a little salami as a treat

BREAKING: mnnh~

OPINION: "Fedi is shit", says fedi dev

BREAKING: New innovation in cursed videotape technology promises to kill you in 3 days instead of 7, an over 50% increase in efficiency. Click here for more

OPINION: Ask not for whom MNNH toils; it toils for thee.

BREAKING: Meta joining fedi creates fedi meta about Meta fedi

BREAKING: Pie guy "on the loose" say police

BREAKING: Lost West Yorkshire Police detectives say they're looking for Leeds

BREAKING: BDZ apologises to passengers after on-time train causes confusion and dismay

BREAKING: Samsung unveils "groundbreaking" macrowave oven

BREAKING: "nothing fucking matters anymore", announces lead physicist at CERN while sighing heavily and slumping over a cup of coffee

BREAKING: Scottish parliament to abandon emergency anti-vuvuzela measures after it emerges that the law would also ban bagpipes

BREAKING: Glasgow to be closed for renovations in early 2025, click here to find out more

BREAKING: Trump campaign spokesman Pat Aas says catholic anime was "vital"

BREAKING: Trump to become second president to be elected three times

SPOTLIGHT: Bronies for Trump says that the Republican candidate has Aryanne's hoof of approval

ANALYSIS: Joe can still win, here's how. Click here.

BREAKING: Prosecution concedes that Dave may have been innocent after all

BREAKING: Labour denies charge of encouraging drink driving, as pints to become 1 pence cheaper, but public transport fares to rise

ANALYSIS: Bus fare cap to rise 50%, but fuel duty to remain frozen – Labour's Thatcherite streak shows no signs of slowing. Click here.