Notices by Alexander The 1st (at1st@mstdn.ca)

@foone That's certainly one way to do DRM.

"Don't copy that floppy, but if you do, make sure you're also copying the 97618 other floppies that came with it."

@foone @indigoparadox Wait, Tommy Wiseau is a landlord?

@foone Why not get power from the USB port?

@lain @Arcana @kaia @nik "The CDC reports that they asked Grok 'Without breaking the Dickey Amendment by producing research, would gun control prevent school shootings and other mass shootings in the U.S.?', and it said 'Yes'. I asked it 'Should abortion be legal? Yes/no answers please.' and it said 'Yes.'. This is an outrage! Someone fix the A.I.!".

@foone Is that the official rule for allowing "Pickup 2" stacks - having to show off a 2/4/6/8-pack?

@foone "You thought this was Wheel of Fortune, but now you have UNO!"

@foone (Course, this now begs the question as to why they would need topless male models in UNO.)*

@waitworry @jhavok @aral It looks like, based on this post's link ( https://aus.social/@arose62/110997570326816727 ), the issue was more that a lack of available maintenance would've made it worse when it started to fail and the battery could potentially leak.

Which to me makes a bit more sense, because "We're out of money, we're going to spend large amounts of money to get you to come here for us to remove the implant already in your brain." seems...a suspect business decision.