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Notices by Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai), page 10

Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:16:07 JST Another Angry Woman
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sasha the christmas tiger
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:16:06 JST Another Angry Woman
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pickle
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1. -call my girl pickle the way shes always gherkin -hi honey im home i hope youve posted lots of normal stuff about me today
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:16:05 JST Another Angry Woman
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interspecies romance
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:16:04 JST Another Angry Woman
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imitation seawater (too long to fully alt-text, screenreader users can enjoy the whole thing here: https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/673574124323586048/derinthescarletpescatarian )
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:16:01 JST Another Angry Woman

boots shorts
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1. boots shorts that say "I am indirectly responsible for verizon's billion dollar loss on the ass
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:59 JST Another Angry Woman

sad little man
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1. Screenshot of a text conversation. Dad: crying emoji, horse emoji Slug: what was the horse for Dad: to cheer up the sad little man "this text from my father is funnier than anything I've ever said"
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:58 JST Another Angry Woman
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jfk

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:57 JST Another Angry Woman
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corvid art

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:55 JST Another Angry Woman

as per my last email
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1. kansascity-elffriend: When somebody sends out a group email that reads "Just a friendly reminder" that really means they want to kill everyone in the office threadsketcher: Photo of a number with "as per my last email" sprayed on the side
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:53 JST Another Angry Woman

his wife has filled his house with chintz
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1. sharp-tender-shock-deactivated: [screenshot of a comment] His wife has filled his house with chintz. To keep it real | fuck him on the floor. This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it's also kind of an amazing two-line ‘poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. /And then “to keep it real | fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it's still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jibang8
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:51 JST Another Angry Woman

flat bigfoot theory
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1. xmenlesbians: Flat Bigfoot Theory: They've never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see xmenxpert: Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN binkybornz: This is THE hottest take I've ever heard
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:49 JST Another Angry Woman

poohlock
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1. lizardsfromspace: Sherlock Holmes looked up from his book. "My dear Watson, the only thing I love more than respecting women and having feelings is being in a gay triad with you and Winnie the Pooh. Let's hook up with the Great Gatsby," he said, 100% legally angermonkey: I give it another 30 seconds before this specific fic turns up on A03 tagged "poohlock" or "gatsleuth" or something.
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:48 JST Another Angry Woman
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autopsy
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1. Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:46 JST Another Angry Woman

tell me less
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1. atombombtom: Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave. atombombtom [screenshotted reply] Anonymous asked: @ tell me less
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:45 JST Another Angry Woman
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without the help of extreme bigotry

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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:44 JST Another Angry Woman
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daddy
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1. servicetopcoat: being called “daddy” is a sacred sapphic ritual and i wont have cishet men desecrating the sanctity of our holy texts
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:43 JST Another Angry Woman
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mormon werehorse
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1. beetledrink: i have a pic i’ve been meaning to post a while but you’re not gonna like it. i don’t even like it beetledrink: (existentially terrible uncanny art of a himanoid horse with a millet haircut, shorter snout, human ears and hands and chest but covered in brown hair, captioned portrait of a Mormon werehorse slaughterhousefive: The caption was somehow more upsetting than the image
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:40 JST Another Angry Woman

get pickled
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1. the-frog-in-the-bog: “I want to decompose in a bog" well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser thebigbiwolf #in the bog is like the opposite of decomposition #get pickled idiot Huge fan of the phrase "get pickled, idiot"
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:40 JST Another Angry Woman

try not to cum
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1. argumate: spam ads that are like “try not to cum!” | mean damn is it hard? 'm not cumming right now argumate: where's my medal ralfmaximus: Washington DC (AP) - In a closed ceremony today, President Joe Biden awarded the Congressional Did Not Cum Medal Of Honor to Argumate. When asked for comment, Argumate said, “it wasn't hard *“That's what she said!” President Biden replied with a hearty backslap as the US Marine Corps Band played the Theme to Family Guy. argumate: thank you thank you we've plumbed new depths today
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Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2023 04:15:39 JST Another Angry Woman
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afad
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1. Anonymous: My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake fortidogi: kinda just speedran the entire transition there nevertrustanoracle: In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his death certificate thiswebsitenamesareweird: afad
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