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atombombtom: Anonymous asked: tell me something about yourself atombombtom answered: so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, | did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a litle cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. | had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. | started get- ting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was bi- ological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway | went to the doc- tor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave. atombombtom [screenshotted reply] Anonymous asked: @ tell me less