Notices by Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud), page 3
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 16-Sep-2023 17:44:08 JST Aryan Jelqer My Mum and Dad (moreso Mum) hates the idea and I'll admit it's pretty fucking dangerous but I figure if I am going to own a vehicle it might as well be something cheap.
In Ireland, you have to initially pass basic training (like you would if you had to qualify to drive a lorry or a tractor). I tried doing it in 2020 during COVID but the guy training me was a cunt, and since then I just haven't bothered pursuing it. Probably when I'm finished uni, I'll consider it. -
Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 16-Sep-2023 17:44:07 JST Aryan Jelqer Yes -
Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 15-Sep-2023 01:29:10 JST Aryan Jelqer so like pretend I'm a comic at an open mic, okay
You know, why do they call it a love triangle? it's usually just one person lusting after two people, but those two people aren't into each other. They should call it a love acute angle! Emphasis on *cute*, amirite.
*screams NIGGER into the mic before sitting down quietly at my table* -
Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2023 18:49:05 JST Aryan Jelqer He did actually make this joke one time. Even though I knew he was up to some weird shit behind the scenes, it made me laugh so much. It was something like "Patriots, our trans activists are so much hotter than the Democrats trans activists" with a side by side pic of Lady Maga and some Biden tranny. -
Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 17:40:44 JST Aryan Jelqer In fairness, I do remember Mandalore backtracking, or at least attempting to backtrack, on that very quickly. -
Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 04-Sep-2023 15:31:13 JST Aryan Jelqer Disagree. I think there's a middle ground where it's very satisfying to wake up extremely early in the morning (5-7am) but not for work reasons. Just to be awake before everyone else, maximise daytime, work out. -
Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 14-Aug-2023 03:07:15 JST Aryan Jelqer Bluetooth speakers have done more damage to race relations in the United States than at least 50 acts of police brutality