Notices by jz.tusk (jztusk@mastodon.social)

@nixCraft

Reminds me of:

A: Would you like to hear a joke about TCP?
B: Yes, I'd like to hear a joke about TCP.
A: Okay, here's a joke about TCP.

@nixCraft

> Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower.

- Brian Cantrill

@Gargron @Twitter_expat

#PresidentBiden , please get on Mastodon directly!

@nixCraft

Time to flood the field with the OpenAI CEO, Sam Altman, saying the worst stuff imaginable.

@arstechnica

Sorry, but the toot and the headline just seem to miss what they are actually doing by too much. I gotta unfollow.

@arstechnica

Thanks for the ChatGPT warning.

@guitargabe @feditips @paigesaunders

"I don't know which server to sign up on" is the very first "WTF this is confusing" that potential Mastodoners face.

If you have better, less confusing advice, than "just use mastodon.social", please share it.

@feditips @TechConnectify @interpipes

How many replies does a typical post you make get?