Notices by Matt Hamilton [Maryland] (eriner@noagendasocial.com), page 3

@alex wait until you discover the laws about advocating for a general strike.

@alex The US Government got tired of unions striking to support other unions so the government outlawed it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_strike#Legality

@nike @alex

“unconstitutional” lmao. Wake up my guy, none of this shit has been constitutional since 1803 when John Marshal invented the power for the supreme kangaroo court to bind the entire country to judicial decisions made in the case of Fuckhead A v Fuckhead B.

Feelin' meme-y today.

OC

@matrix I see that the generator doesn't quite understand how a wine glass is shaped, lol.

That aside, the wallpaper is spot on.

IDK what's in the bowl there, but it should probably be replaced with bon-bons. Also still missing the MacBook or iPhone attached to the hand not holding the wine.

> every account @spinster.xyz

@dcc I give zero fucks about Jews, Muslims, or really any organized religion, cult, nation, or group.

Because I'm an equal-opportunity hatethoughtcrimer, I can point out the fact that Jews are the cultural equivalent of the basketball player yelling "woah, woah, woah!" and staggering back 10 yards to fall on their back like a fucking turtle.

And then you look at basketball team ownership demographics and it all starts to make sense.

@dcc oh btw I made up the "jews own the basketball teams" part just for the joke, but of course as it turns out: https://forward.com/israel/197643/why-are-so-many-pro-basketball-owners-jewish-like/

> There are only three Jewish players in the NBA, and no Jewish head coaches. Yet nearly half the principal owners of NBA teams are Jewish, as are the league’s current commissioner and its immediate past commissioner.

LMFAO

"was that an anti-Semitic joke?"

"Anti-Semitic? Like, I think less of Jews because of their religion? Bill, what is your last name?"

"Goldstein"

"Ok, so you're Jewish, right?"

"Yes, I'm Jewish."

"Do you believe that Jews are better than Muslims?"

"Well..."

"Answer the question, Bill. Quit your kvetching and answer the Allah-damned question, Mr. Goldstein."

3.2% of Marylanders have a Wear and Carry permit (they've been given permission to protect themselves with a firearm by goons of the state)

Shame, but I can't seem to find 9m Critical Defense in any of my local gun stores.

On the bright side, I picked up a Holosun 507Comp. The window on that thing is yuuuge!

All four pairs of my trim scissors are gunky and I don't feel like cleaning them. I'm done for the night.

What year is it?

All insurance is a scam, but #ccw insurance is the biggest scam of all. Just pay a retainer to a local attorney who you know will answer your call at 3AM.

If people think dealing with home or auto insurance is bad, just wait until you’ve been unfortunately forced to discharge your firearm in self defense.

Great business to be in, though. Write whatever bullshit policy you want. Add a “does not cover illegal or criminal acts” clause. Set up a “claim denied” auto-mailer and start printing.

@gvs what insurance isn’t a scam?

@gvs you ever collect on that policy?

JavaScript is not a language, it is a method of cerebral torture.

Remind me, guys. Do I go into the light, or do I stay out of the light?

Time is of the essence.

@ringo I’m becoming more and more convinced that this is (or has turned into) pneumonia and would rather not let it fix itself, lol. I’m going to go get a chest xray tomorrow morning and probably start on antibiotics.

@Twig Hello Mr. Kennedy.

I'm writing to inform you that if someone enters your home, or your curtilage if you live in a sane state, and they intend to commit a felony, you have no duty to retreat and may defend yourself with lethal force.

I'm sure you are already aware of this, but you're an anti-gun nutter Kennedy dynasty shill, so just tell your henchmen that they should be the ones to shoot instead.

Hopefully this will prevent recurring visits.

There is no word in this world that I hate more than “creator”.