Notices by Kevin Boyd (kboyd@phpc.social)

@foone is it one of those ones that plays a cute song when a load is finished?

If so, would it be within the parameters of your arrangement to make it play the DOOM theme?

@foone No, I mean, contactless reading of all the data in a stack. Like a tricorder could do (if the script called for it).

@foone would it be possible to use some sort of magnetic mass-reading mechanism to read the bits off all the disks simultaneously?

@foone Sickbay 👍👍

But /whose/ sickbay?

Phlox
Culber
Mbenga
Bones
Crusher
Bashir
Doctor
Pulaski
Finn

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For me:

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.