Notices by Astrid (Certified Serverless Maid) (astrid@woem.space)

at this point i don’t even know what this person’s political views are anymore

biology posters: “we counted the number of foxes in this area by attaching radio collars to them. Turns out, the fox count is fucking dying because of fracking”

physics posters: “silicon does weird things to electrons, episode 853”

chemistry posters: “we thought this was a very funny looking molecule so we went and synthesized it. 2 grad students were harmed during the making of this paper”

sociology posters: “we did a study on discriminyation. turns out, marginyalized people are marginyalized”

economics posters: “this chart tells you the maximum acceptable poor people to kill to optimize profits”

math posters: “we found the dual of the Szieleski-Ichiya-Smith Theorem of topological surfaces, which usually only works for R^6, when applied in Schloppen-5 space. This has very useful implications for Hylofractal Tetronormal Calculus.”

“ssh ssh,” she said to the catgirl. the catgirl replied “ssh: Could not resolve hostname ssh: Name or service not known”