Notices by Jim (jim@poa.st), page 46
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jun-2023 01:32:33 JST Jim Pour one out for all the lost lambos. Meanwhile I'm pretty sure The Bankman is smoking meth and rawdogging hookers because of course no consequences. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 10-Jun-2023 06:39:10 JST Jim Dr. Disrespect has uninstalled COD in retaliation for Activision banning a streamer for saying "leave kids alone." When interviewed by Kotaku about this he simply stated: "Kill queers. Behead gays. Roundhouse kick a faggot into the concrete. Slam dunk an lgbt baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy trannies." -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jun-2023 00:48:16 JST Jim Wow there are a handful of pronoun profile SCP "authors" with hot takes about all this lol. Why do I get the feeling these are the same people that are fucking up the backrooms currently and eventually will shit up analog horror as well. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Jun-2023 02:37:04 JST Jim What started out as a really interesting creepy concept about liminal spaces, a potential shaddy orginization, and mysterious/dangerous phemonema is now morphing into "OMG did you see the latest lore about Floor 98 - THE ARCADE LEVEL - where if you don't do a fornite dance Freddy Fazbear and Slenderman will come get you? SO FUCKING SPOOKY BRO"
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 04-Jun-2023 19:30:55 JST Jim Ah yes the sustained hate campaign of... checks notes... a single youtube video.
"Satanic pansexual transexual furry goth girl with pronouns." Sounds like current day SCP to me. LMFAO -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 21:00:32 JST Jim SCP 14,293
Object class: Assmad
Description: Eternally bitter about having its mary sue self insert mocked this transexual satellite emits a high frequency whining that can be heard echoing on for years -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 19:28:53 JST Jim It's officially June 1st. I hope you all have started sucking cock in solidarity. 30 days of swallowing to fight bigotry begin now. I'm just thankful Google sent out alerts to all my devices at 12:01 AM reminding me. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 19:27:21 JST Jim Sony so gay they made the list twice. Sonysisters I..... -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 12:06:11 JST Jim Trying to plan out times to seed and weed the yard around incoming rain and at this point I think MN weather forecasters are just fucking with people. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 31-May-2023 09:47:48 JST Jim I used to have people ask a lot why I never started or ran a website. I'd point out examples of the headaches owners run in to from Neogaf, to 4chan, to SomethingAwful, or Kiwifarms. It's always a nightmare to manage rather than use. Now it looks like Fuentes is running into that. He has reached the point of having to implement rules to babysit the userbase. That's how it starts. Best of luck cause it's gonna suck ass. The approach to minimize "Drama" is gonna accelerate it as every streamer starts sneaking into those DMs trying to kiss ass and curry favor to get decisions to swing their way. Soon the manipulation will hit maddening levels and it'll lead to "mics in the wall" paranoia of not trusting anyone. I actually feel a bit bad for him. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 27-May-2023 08:34:17 JST Jim I can't imagine why this masterpiece of gaming failed. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 08:29:27 JST Jim >3 hours of leaks
>Did you know Gymmmmmmmmmmmmmmm has cancer?
>And it causes him pain
Whoa, total annihilation over here. lmfao -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 06:07:42 JST Jim @graf @n8 @txt First chudbuds, now poast. It seems like every time I make fun of Ralph's purse this happens. I'm starting to think he is sensitive about his fashion choices -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 07:06:09 JST Jim This is the laziest fucking thing I've ever seen. I can imagine the poor engineer that got the orders for this shit.
"You want me to what?"
"Listen, the boss said just take a tablet and superglue a PS5 controller on it"
"Glue a controller on it?"
"Yeah just cut the thing in half, and glue it on each side" -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 06:32:06 JST Jim >Sony called out constantly for nothing but movie games
>Starts playing trailers at game presentation for actual movies
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 06:32:01 JST Jim I rate that presentation a Not Actual Gameplay out of 10 -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 24-May-2023 17:36:44 JST Jim Oof -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 24-May-2023 05:20:20 JST Jim "Tetris has all the makings of a good puzzle game but its adherence to only using blocks holds it back. With shapes like triangles, spheres, and hexagons it's time to step into the modern era. 1/10." ~ IGN
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 24-May-2023 05:15:12 JST Jim >Have a great time so far with Warhammer Boltgun
>Go check out Metacritic
>73
>What
>Handful of nitpicky reviewers being faggots
I'd say it's a solid game higher than the 70s but I'd accept real arguments but some of these outlets giving it a 60s, 50s, and one giving it a 40 are out of their minds. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 13:15:49 JST Jim I think after seeing that clip that Destiny owes Jontron an apology lol because they pretty much said the same thing now.