Notices by Jim (jim@poa.st), page 23
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 11:39:47 JST Jim Trying to make a list of the things that caught my eye so far.
Sega Retro Remasters
No Rest For The Wicked
Big Walk
New game by Persona team
Free DLC for GOW (Don't even play it but that was pretty cool tbh)
But a lot of this stuff was just kinda meh -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 11:08:35 JST Jim "From the guy whose movies aren't really that good and the man who creates video games that are just sort of confusing comes the collaboration you've all been waiting for" -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 10:46:50 JST Jim "Oh great more fucking muppets" Geoff thought as he barely contained his seething hatred for them. Every year corporate told him there would be muppets and every year Geoff hated them for it. The out of touch old men that ran things didn't understand of course that no one had given a shit about these furry abominations in over forty years. Yet every game awards show there they were.
"It's a pleasure to have you" Geoff would say, but it never was. Later on, after the show was over and with ample amounts of cocaine coursing through his blood stream Geoff would take out his frustration on the poor hooker who took his money. She'd be left with broken ribs and shattered teeth and Geoffs rage would be satisified. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 10:30:08 JST Jim @RaHoWaJoe Geoff said the only way to get true triple A games is to return to druidic pagan sacrifices so he had them preform a song while he slit the throats of toddlers on stage. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 10:26:38 JST Jim lmfao -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 10:12:24 JST Jim "I don't even know what a video game is.... thanks for the money Geoff" -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Dec-2023 09:54:32 JST Jim >Tune into game awards
And now a look at a really inclusive game
>Trailer for a musical game made for deaf people
What next paint by numbers for the blind? -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 07-Dec-2023 11:06:02 JST Jim @Twoinchdestroya @Mcpenn0rbutt Everything is rated for outdoor use and waterproof as well. Only thing it watch out for is that if it snows heavy it doesn't completely bury stuff but that's an easy fix. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 07-Dec-2023 11:02:52 JST Jim @Mcpenn0rbutt We got about half an inch early morning a day or so ago and that's it. Weather channel says its because of El Nino or whatever diverting normal air currents and creating a warm pocket over the midwest while making it colder out east and in some areas of the south. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 07-Dec-2023 10:54:42 JST Jim Keep waiting for the first heavy snow before I send my wife up to somersault on the rooftops and hang lights. As for why Santa is by the trash cans that's because that's where he fucking belongs, this is Jesus's birthday that's why he and the wise men get to hangout with the snowmen and bears. You sit by the trash old man and think about that.
Also that Halloween sticker is a bastard to unpeel atm, just gonna hang a wreath over it lol. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 09:42:54 JST Jim I just want a fun GTA again. The last one I really enjoyed was San Andreas. Both 4 and 5 felt lacking in features they stripped away. If they bring back properties, income missions, fun side stories, and stuff like turf warfare I'll be really happy.
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 09:37:38 JST Jim I'm surprised people aren't interested in playing Bonnie and Clyde Simulator 2025. Maybe if you heard more about the plot it would help. As stated earlier GTA 6 will focus on the power of white cock. The male protagonist: Jethro drives a Dukes of Hazzard car (with a custom license plate of TND-1488). He works as a mechanic who repairs monster trucks. He meets the female protagonist: Isabella after he rear ends her taco truck. She's very upset at first yelling at him after the accident but once he says "I dunt speak that fucking Chinese" to her they end up fucking right there in the middle of the freeway. This starts a minigame called "hot burritos" where you have to do quick time button presses to her moaning Ay Papi. This is where their life of crime begins. During one scene on a beach surrounded by black NPCs both characters look directly into the camera saying "What the fuck is this? Starfield?" before pulling out automatic rifles and opening fire. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 09:22:46 JST Jim It's her daughter lol, could you imagine.
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 00:58:06 JST Jim The story for GTA 6 has leaked right after the trailer leaked. The story centers around one Latina girl who gets bleached so hard she starts a purge of minorities in Vice City. In one of the dramatic moments of the game about 30 percent of the way through she looks at the male protagonist and says "I never knew white cock was this powerful" before executing ten black women. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 00:49:37 JST Jim No the winner gets arrested and charged with desecration of a corpse.
"No officer I didn't do this, you don't understand it was a scavenger hunt... well yes I understand the body has been dismembered but I..."
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2023 00:46:59 JST Jim Nope. Jim died two days ago and as per his wishes his body has been chopped up and hidden with maps sent to his relatives for the scavenger hunt.
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Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2023 22:51:41 JST Jim @Tan I think the biggest shock for me was the pricing of trucks. Out of everything that blew my mind. 110k for a new truck, 80k for a truck that has tens of thousands of miles on it and is multiple years old. Journalists can write a thousand articles saying the economy is amazing but seeing a fucking ford sitting at 110,000 dollars new is insanity. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2023 22:48:25 JST Jim Now that I think about it if everyone is "doom spending" and debtmaxxing trading in their currency and credit for goods/assets because they all have a fear the economy is going to go bust wouldn't that mean that they are basically setting up a bartering system without even knowing it? If that's the case and everything goes tits up and people start trading goods for goods rather than currency for goods then pawn shops would basically be the new banks. I guess what I'm saying is open up a pawn shop today and become the king of shit mountain during the apocalypse as the one stop shop to facilitate financial transactions in the new economy. -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2023 22:38:23 JST Jim "Doom spending" lol. People are trading currency in for goods because they feel the goods will retain value. The dollar isn't worth a dollar but that tv is still a tv. Doom spending is what people do when they don't want to or don't know how to invest in precious metals or bitcoin. I get the feeling half of America subconsciously knows its fucked but just can't admit it and so they "doom spend". -
Jim (jim@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Nov-2023 18:23:49 JST Jim @mac_ack @Devious_Dave Mostly the stuff my wife plays in the background lol, I'd have to ask her for the names. I just like some white noise while I read. Aside from that I've been on a historical kick on Youtube watching some really great channels (I'll list a few of those in case you're interested).
VoicesofthePast: Takes biographical writings from around the world and different time periods and reads them. The mediocre samurai one was pretty great as was the one about a Roman talking massive shit about those "new Christian weirdos who need to learn to shut the fuck up".
Toldinstone: Goes in depth about different day to day things in peoples lives back in Rome. Really good vids about what it was like just being an ordinary citizen and what you would and could expect.
FactFeast: Probably one of my favorites which deals with Victorian and Edwardian England; occasionally some bits from America in that period too. Talks about jobs, living conditions all from the perspective of writers and journalists of the time.