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War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2024 03:51:07 JST War and Peas

Born Rich ⛳
In conversation about 19 days ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A baby in the womb prays, "Please let my parents be rich." Panel 2: A doctor holds the baby after birth, and the baby says, "Show them to me." Panel 3: The doctor presents the baby’s new family, revealing the Trump family. Panel 4: The baby is shocked and says, "Put me back in."
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/420/062/017/795/894/original/29ff49ebffc42571.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2024 23:18:57 JST War and Peas

Comic Thread 👇
In conversation about 5 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 08-Jun-2024 14:51:40 JST War and Peas

That cat on the left is up to something.
In conversation about 6 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. A woman sits in front of her computer. She is surrounded by cats and says, "Remember, we're going to stay out of the picture long enough for mommy to look like a normal person."
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/576/822/152/786/603/original/72c52d9f6df47d47.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 00:53:17 JST War and Peas

Full Story tonight on Channel 5: TRUE STORY! 🥵
In conversation about 6 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Little Red Riding Hood is sitting in front of a documentary camera. Someone off-camera asks, "So, you were the one who found the wolf at your grandmother's?" 2. Panel: The big bad wolf is also sitting in front of a camera sharing his side of the story. He says, "Listen, I have a thing for older broads, ok?" 3. Panel: Someone off-camera asks, "So, when you say you ATE grandma-" The big bad wolf interrupts them, "Listen, I know how to please a woman." 4. Panel: Back to Little Red Riding Hood. She crying and says, "Years of therapy... TURN OFF THE CAMERA!"
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/429/658/617/748/369/original/93dd738728abf30d.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-2024 22:14:56 JST War and Peas

The Muse
In conversation about 7 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 4 panel comic (Yonkoma) by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A writer sits by her desk. She says, "Everyday, I sit here trying to think of a great idea." 2. "Waiting to be kissed by the muse." 3. A moose suddenly appears at the window and shouts "I'm ready!" 4. The writer is annoyed and goes, "Goddammit, Frank! I SAID MUSE!"
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/326/161/794/582/354/original/c96dc07531160100.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 01:08:14 JST War and Peas

Gates of Heaven
In conversation about 8 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Cartoon by War and Peas: A person stands on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. There's a smal gate with a sign that says "Less than 100k followers". NExt to it is a bigger, more beautiful gate that reads "More than 100k followers"
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/089/227/485/328/330/original/e812d68147c36240.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-Feb-2024 00:50:10 JST War and Peas

A new original drawing is up for auction! It’s one of a kind including the original signatures of both artists behind War and Peas.
In conversation about 9 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Feb-2024 02:25:17 JST War and Peas

Funny Comic
In conversation about 9 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A man says to a woman sitting at a computer: "Hey honey, did you see that comic I sent you?" 2. She answers, "Yes, it was ok." 3. He's devastated, "It was ok?" 4. He's running towards a cab wearing his jacket and carrying a suitcase. The woman is looking out of the window in the background.
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/942/276/672/156/683/original/c58045f9298da7f6.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 08:24:44 JST War and Peas

The abyss gazes back
In conversation about 10 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Robot asks, "Nibbles, how do you know if someone loves you?" 2. The black cat, Lord Nibbles, answers, "They scoop away your poop." 3. He continues, "They feed you meat although they're vegan. And they call you endearing names like Sausage McFluff." 4. Lord Nibbles licks his butt. The robot stands next to him and thinks "Nobody loves me."
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/755/427/058/146/198/original/6361b5889c5c212f.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 08-Jan-2024 07:47:03 JST War and Peas

It's not you, it's the sun.
In conversation about 11 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. A snowman stands in a field. Next to him a rabbit. The snowman notices the sun and says, "Oh no." 2. He starts to melt, "It's time to say farewell." 3. The snowman is broken down. With his last breath he whispers, "You were my o-only f-f-friend." 4. The rabbit is left alone with the dead snowman." 5. Only a carrot is left. 6. The rabbit nibbles on the carrot.
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/715/562/243/134/102/original/59a161127f633b3a.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 30-Dec-2023 21:12:48 JST War and Peas

Bye 2023 👋👋
In conversation about 11 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 06:16:55 JST War and Peas

Filthy
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 6 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. A fig stands in the forest saying, "It's the time of year again." 2. "Where they're all trying to find the most beautiful tree." 3. "But they won't want a filthy tree." 4. A bird flies by. The tree shouts at the bird, "QUICK, shit on me!" 5. "Shit all you can on me!" The bird replies, "Fuckin' perv!" 6. The tree shouts, "My life depends on it!!"
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/590/546/618/688/777/original/d5626f7b78654e5b.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 23:17:58 JST War and Peas

Work Hard. Play Hard.
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Dec-2023 05:19:12 JST War and Peas

Happy #InternationalMountainDay 🏔️
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 09-Dec-2023 06:19:59 JST War and Peas

Silent Night
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A girl is sitting in front of the fireplace asking, "Daddy, won't Santa burn himself if he comes down the chimney?" 2. The father appears and says, "You're right, sweetie. Let's put the fire out." 3. She looks back at the fire and says "No..." 4. Close-up to her face, she has flames in her eyes and says, "... leave it on."
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/545/989/955/314/339/original/95f435b2e95f1c68.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2023 02:25:01 JST War and Peas

Welcome ☕️
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Comic by War and Peas. 1. Robot approaching professor, "Professor, I finished all my assignment. What do I do now?" 2. Professor answers, "I dunno. Do whatever you like." 3. Robot: "But I don't know what I like." 4. Professor takes a sip from her coffee cup: "Welcome to the club, kid."
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/398/692/170/742/601/original/385ccb2170c16102.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2023 23:12:44 JST War and Peas

Romantic Evening 🕯️
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Comic by War and Peas: 1. A witch and a man are entering a room full of candles. He says, "Aww, how romantic!" 2. "All the candles!" 3. "And this beautiful floor painting!" 4. He now sees that there is a pentagram painted on the floor. He goes, "Wait a minute." You can see the witch holding a knife behind her back.
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/301/682/421/440/086/original/fbb3d8459333d9db.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 02:26:04 JST War and Peas

Ship It!
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 21:07:44 JST War and Peas

Happy Friday 13th! Enjoy the Thrills 🪜
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Friday the 13th comic by War and Peas. 1. The Slutty Witch walks under a ladder. She goes, "Hehe" 2. She sees a black cat and goes, "Hehe" 3. She has broken a mirror on the floor and goes, "Hehe" 4. She looks at her calendar and it's Friday the 13th. She goes "Hehe"
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/227/459/237/422/167/original/000024731d86438d.jpg
War and Peas (warandpeas@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2023 20:41:20 JST War and Peas

Ultra-Smooth
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Rapunzel immediately regretted using the ultra-smooth conditioner her mother had given her.
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