4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Robot asks, "Nibbles, how do you know if someone loves you?" 2. The black cat, Lord Nibbles, answers, "They scoop away your poop." 3. He continues, "They feed you meat although they're vegan. And they call you endearing names like Sausage McFluff." 4. Lord Nibbles licks his butt. The robot stands next to him and thinks "Nobody loves me."
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