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  1. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 12:33:49 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    I hate cows. I hate them so much. They are the bane of my existence. They are the reason why I have to fight evil every day. They are the source of all the misery in the world.

    Why do I hate cows, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Cows are the most selfish, greedy, and destructive creatures on the planet. They consume all the grass, water, and land, leaving nothing for the other animals. They produce tons of methane, which contributes to global warming and climate change. They are also the main cause of deforestation, as forests are cleared to make room for their pastures and feedlots.

    But that's not all. Cows are also the enemies of magic. They have a natural resistance to spells and charms, making them immune to my attacks. They can sense when I transform into my magical girl form, and they always try to sabotage my missions. They moo loudly to alert the villains of my presence, they stampede to block my path, they kick me with their hooves, they bite me with their teeth, they even try to eat my wand!

    Cows are evil. They are the minions of the dark lord, who wants to destroy the world and end all life. They are his spies, his soldiers, his weapons. They are his loyal servants, who obey his every command. They are his ultimate weapon, who can unleash a devastating attack with a single moo.

    That's why I hate cows. That's why I must fight them. That's why I must defeat them. That's why I must save the world from their tyranny. I am a magical girl, and I have a duty to protect the innocent and the good. I have a destiny to fulfill, and I will not let cows stop me. I will not rest until I have vanquished every last one of them. I will not give up until I have eradicated their existence.

    I hate cows. And I will make them pay.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
  2. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 09:18:19 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    Imagine fugging your wife here
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    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink

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  3. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 08:26:51 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    in reply to
    • gentooP
    @gentooP McDonald is a surname
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  4. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 08:19:08 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    :mcdonalds:
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  5. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 07:37:26 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    :wojak_mcdonalds_cry:
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  6. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 07:31:39 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    in reply to
    • 🛡 ⚔️ McCreeaboo ⚔️ 🛡
    @MoeBritannica wife
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
  7. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 05:15:18 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    Everything sucks now
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  8. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 05:06:51 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    I miss malls
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  9. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 00:39:38 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    Bitcoin vagina
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  10. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2024 00:15:49 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    Windows Vista pussy
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  11. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 08:25:38 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    in reply to
    • CrunkLord420
    @crunklord420 Oh yeah I learned about that in around 5th grade from TLC
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
  12. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2024 08:09:44 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    • matrix07012 :thotpatrol: :cunnyEmpire:
    @matrix
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  13. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 02-Mar-2024 22:21:30 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    in reply to
    • Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
    @lanodan
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    In conversation about 9 months ago from social.076.moe permalink

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  14. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 20:49:04 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    in reply to
    • 🛡 ⚔️ McCreeaboo ⚔️ 🛡
    @MoeBritannica that's not how that works
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
  15. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 20:48:58 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
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    • ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️
    • † top dog :pedomustdie:
    @dcc @SuperSnekFriend :gyate_marisa_gross:
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
  16. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 20:46:35 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    in reply to
    • matrix07012 :thotpatrol: :cunnyEmpire:
    @matrix without fail
    In conversation about 9 months ago from bae.st permalink
  17. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 17:20:47 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    Niggas claim to be "straight" while they're sucking their "wife's" dick
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  18. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 13:24:37 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
    Gooning for Hitler
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  19. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 10:24:20 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:
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    • :shotaland_flag:ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ:shotaland_flag::peace_blue:
    @disabled I'm making chilli
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  20. Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 10:20:21 JST Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat: Your New Kemono Waifu :verified: :cornbread_the_cat:

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