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nukie [RIP Grumb he was a real one] (nukie@cum.salon)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 03:43:52 JST

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@i @pernia @voltrina @p @graf @graf @mint @Moon @waifu so are those added automatically when I turn relays on or should I paste them all in?

nukie [RIP Grumb he was a real one] (nukie@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 15:43:38 JST

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#dreamjournal this is a weird one. Weirder than usual

So the dream pretty much started as some sort of review of a bizzaro version of Stargate, must've been the third series or some shit. Then, after a while of that, the camera pans away revealing that the review is being watched on one of those small piece of shit televisions from the 90's and the viewer is none other than motherfucking Nick Fuentes. He's sitting on a chair in a parking garage when one of his goons walks over and tells him something, after which he retreats to a safe distance and blows up the whole garage with a bunch of C4 and what seems to be his "stand". The thing is though, his stand is actually an oversized TOW missile.
Then, George Bush and Barrack Obama are making some sort of speech. George gets a message through his ear piece and begins running to a nearby helicopter. Obama on the other hand unleashes hell. His stand is one of those predator missiles, but also oversized, and he unleashes it upon the crowd of people at their rally as some sort of distraction. George flies towards a nearby hospital and shoots down the helicopter that was on the hospital's helipad with his own missile stand.
Meanwhile, a patient at that hospital is checking his vitals monitor because it's completely broken. He goes to a nurse to ask about it and she just tells him to wait in the lounge until they have it fixed. He goes to the lounge and begins drawing things in the air with a sharpie because for some reason gravity around him is distorting so the ink from the sharpie just gets suspended in the air. He's drawing diagrams of and thinking about something called C'thulhu's Eye, a magical artifact that hypnotizes anyone who sees it into following the wielder. He also knows that Nick Fuentes, Barrack Obama and George Bush all want the artefact and that he's the only one who can find it. Suddenly a compass assembles itself from various junk floating around in the lounge and begins pointing straight down. Then, a whole bunch of explosions ring out and Nick Fuentes walks into the hospital. This guy sees Nick unleashing his missile stand at the staff of the hospital from the 6th floor and begins pondering how to get out of there when he sees George Bush running down the stairs to his floor and Barrack Obama holding a rope and tapping on one of the lounge's windows. Obama starts licking the glass like some sort of deranged maniac when my alarm rings and I wake up.

I think I have a problem

nukie [RIP Grumb he was a real one] (nukie@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 15:43:36 JST

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@meso @graf @graf they call me Yume Niggy the way I be having schizophrenic dreams

nukie [RIP Grumb he was a real one] (nukie@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2023 13:23:34 JST

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