Notices by ✧✦✶✷Catherine✷✶✦✧ (whitequark@mastodon.social), page 3

you can tell it's team usa because anyone else would have said "five milliseconds"

> With Gitpod people from all over the world can contribute from any device without the typical $3,000 Macbook Pro barrier to entry.

which parallel universe is this from? my first personal development machine was a netbook with a 1024x600 screen and Linux graphics drivers without 3D. it's less fine now but you still don't need to drop 3k on a macbook ffs

@foone lowest you can go for pcie is 5

i think "i am mentally ill" should be sufficient justification for any kind of aesthetic choice in software development. you want to put every semicolon on exactly column 80 because you are mentally ill? me too, i will do exactly this in every commit i send you

<her> does kingdom imply kingsub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Uzksli0zA

@foone @mossmann @antoinevg i use a branch and squash once im done

if im ashamed of it i experiment in a fork

voip calls involve a staggering amout of incompetence

three separate messengers can't do one from my phone despite nothing changing from a week ago and all i have in terms of diagnostic info is "Network failed"

i wish this is the only message everyone involved would get trying to talk to a girl they like

("incompetence" might be too harsh but you would be harsh too if software stood between you and a girl you like)

i dug into adb and it turns out that since a recent tailscale update, despite only being responsible for intra-subnet traffic in my configuration, tailscale completely breaks VoIP because it makes TURN impossible

Servo is the only browser engine I've been excited about for a while, so, time to help them out

@foone but you still need to give some people the key, right

@foone wait you did? i wanna see it

"One of [Pythagoras's] past lives, as reported by Dicaearchus, was as a beautiful courtesan.[105][118]"

i wanted to see if anyone wrote fibrechannel fic and the answer is not but check this out:

WebUSB and WebSerial exist so now they should make WebPCIe too

how else would I access my Thunderbolt device from a webpage?

OH: "why did they carbonate the lube"

@mntmn yeah, it's doing offset sampling

pretty cool tech

@foone w-why

DID YOU KNOW: Every time Microsoft calls a function DoSomethingEx, it's because it was girlfriends with, and broke up with, the DoSomething function.