Notices by Turdicus, of Christmas Time (turdicus@poa.st), page 8

Waitress girl mentioned she was seeing a new guy a week or so ago. Sends me cute pictures of herself today of her before and after hair dyeing. man

@weaf I mean there’s a reason people aren’t just scooping critters off the ground and turning them into stew. Like some do, but they’re typically very rural and it’s still a bit odd in the current day. Especially when it’s ducks and stuff which have designated seasons. The faggots pretending this isn’t real or saying there’s nothing wrong with it are the same ones who would likely tattle on a poor white guy killing a duck to eat

I don’t care what the debaters say. The Haitians are eating creatures they aren’t supposed to, I already decided it’s true

@WashedOutGundamPilot @LordMordred banana

@bleedingphoenix Go watch the trailer and assume every single frame is made to be a TikTok. You can’t stop noticing it once you see it

@bleedingphoenix Do you see it or am I schizophrenic and retarded

@bleedingphoenix @hazlin Notch made a fun game I have a lot of fond memories of. The game is gone but now his seethe he makes these people feel is forever. It is what it is, I’m happy it happened and I’ll always miss inf_dev

The council had already informed you we have revoked your stonecold status years ago pretender

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I keep hearing a phantom smoke detector chirp in the office and I don’t think it’s real. I think I’m imagining it

@nozaki @weaf where does this meme of “nanny dog” come from? why did they start inventing jobs for the nigger dog? we have good breeds for these jobs already like guard dog and herding dog, and they aren’t niggers

@nozaki @MK2boogaloo why

@BigDawg869789 @WashedOutGundamPilot @professionalbigot69 why is she doing that

@WashedOutGundamPilot @FUCKINGWHOCARESDUDE very cute. also like the color palette on this

@IAMAL_PHARIUS What’s the main event

@LostShakerOfSalt @heavens_feel @grey I can stim at all the things I recognize

@grey @heavens_feel I just want to go see Wolverine and have fun watching at a theater

@grey @heavens_feel I’ll go watch it and rate it on the gay meter

@PraxisOfEvil Oh how horrifying

Guys… I can’t breathe

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another lady at work gave me lunch for no reason