Notices by NH4ClO4 φ :nixos: :linux: (ammoniumperchlorate@rheinneckar.social)

Wireguard over steganographic DMARC DNS records

there are only 2 platforms: x86_64-linux and aarch64-linux, the rest are mental illnesses

*barges into any discussion about dependency issues*
"This wouldn't have happened with NixOS'
*refuses to elaborate*
*leaves*

@mudkip

this might be a stupid question, but isn't async/await basically the same as Haskell's monadic IO plus parallelization?

The way I see it, futures returning a data type T are equivalent to Haskell's IO T, declaring a function with return type T to be `async` is the same as declaring its Haskell analogue to have return type IO T, and await is equivalent to >>= and <-. If the asynchronous code in the imperative language is pure, it should even have a 1:1 analogue in Haskell.

*lofi cyberpunk music starts playing in the background*

@jaseg hm, that's true, but on the other hand, you'd also expect uploads to be a lot better at exploiting because they can self-modify to mentally handle the involved data structures a lot better and faster than bio humans. I kind of read the VR fight scenes as a visual metaphor for that.

"loved kids secondhand" is a weird term for putting up your children up for adoption but ok

@jaseg watched it too, and I also thought it was great. it could have benefited from a couple more storywriters who know the basics of IT sec though.

Drew DeVault is organizing a sit-in protest against Jack Dorsey's keynote @ FOSDEM: https://drewdevault.com/2025/01/16/2025-01-16-No-Billionares-at-FOSDEM-please.html

Thoughts?

so now after TikTok is getting banned in the US for forgein political interference, people are leaving it for an app literally called Xiaohongshu (little red book).

this timeline is a parody of itself.

@federicoschonborn 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

I mean I know it's possible but as a german native speaker I can only do it at the beginning of a vowel no matter how hard I try

Okay just how the fuck are you supposed to pronounce /ʔ/ at the *end* of a word

btw: originally I just wanted to update LineageOS

Today I learned that you can't wipe the `metadata` partition on android without losing access to your `userdata` (the hard way)

seen in Cairo: this pseudo-Japanese-but-actually-Arabic Restaurant sign. This broke my brain on multiple levels.

the triple parentheses are a pro-LISP dogwhistle

An exciting evening ahead of us: We are performing maintenance on our #Ceph storage system and will distribute data across the machines for the first time.

We expect no or little interruption of our services, but performance might degrade while the new nodes are backfilling.

naughty trees get the CMYK thermal transfer printing ribbon

(seen @ #heidelberg stadtwerke)