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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 23:04:08 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Don't mention explodey stuff near border agents. Noted ✅
In conversation about 15 hours ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Kate @thingskatedid - 1h Border agent guy: Ma'am is this your laptop? me: yes, can | have it back please agent guy: It shows as suspicious. Can you turn it on? me: uh... no. | removed the battery agent guy: Why? me: oh because it was going to explode i have never seen a man become so alert so quick > Kate @thingskatedid - Sep 30 > twitter how explodey do we think this is? 📸 Photo of a spicy pillow (warped lithium laptop battery) Kate @thingskatedid the rest of our conversation was me saying variations of "i mean i took the battery out before traveling, to make the laptop safe. it's very safe. i like safe things" while agents spawned continuously
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/380/854/576/262/538/original/346d31da9024c5b3.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 16:48:15 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Be useless. So no one can use you. :blobcatsipsmile:
In conversation about 8 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Drawing of the Pink Panther, sippin' from pink boba tea while wearing sunglasses, a pink t-shirt, and a necklace. Caption says: Be useless. So no one can use you.
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/802/205/091/580/758/original/c05d623b779a830c.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 22:58:42 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

:blobcatsipsweat:
In conversation about 9 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Scene from some anime where a girl with pink hair, a bowtie, and a spotted red hat is looking nervously at the camera while saying, "The police and I don't exactly get along."
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/789/047/730/642/301/original/62541af06c3af756.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 29-Dec-2024 21:06:08 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- nixCraft 🐧
@nixCraft
:javascript:
*dabs and runs away full speed*

In conversation about 20 days ago from infosec.exchange permalink
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 11:09:38 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

What if– what if we kissed under the demon c☢️⁠re? 😳⁠👉⁠👈
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Anime girl in an office style outfit giving an underhanded throw of a glowing demon core directly towards you.
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/709/127/242/403/081/original/70db6ea123e9832d.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 07:11:06 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Well shucks...
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Windows style message prompt Torment Nexus ❌ For legal reasons the Torment Nexus will not be made available to our valued customers in the European Union. We apologise for the inconvenience. ［ OK ］
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/518/288/129/062/844/original/aa169d6852c12b7d.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Dec-2024 22:03:58 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- nixCraft 🐧
@nixCraft This is public shaming!!

In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 02:51:13 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

What is your current favorite sticker you have adorned on your laptop, device, luggage, etc?

In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 20:33:14 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
Understanding Engineer Speak
Event Descriptions⁠:
- High Impedance Air Gap
  ⩵ It wasn't plugged in⁠🔌
- Kinetic Disassembly
  ⩵ It blew up⁠💥
- Organic Grounding
  ⩵ It electrocuted someone⁠⚡
- Percussive Maintenance
  ⩵ It was hit with a hammer⁠🔨
- Thermal Reconfiguring
  ⩵ It melted⁠🔥
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 16-Dec-2024 16:24:28 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Let me sing you the song of my people
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. A photo of the inside of a room were someone was practicing their music. An open score sheet can be seen with those musical note things, and behind it a white cat with an open mouth from yawning (or meowing) that makes it look like it's singing.
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/660/488/638/000/463/original/83baa21098c77a21.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 06:13:03 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- Foone🏳️‍⚧️
@foone 🚬
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Alice: *takes a drag off a cigarette* I've seen some weird shit
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/524/208/913/996/427/original/65a5d4cee82defd6.png
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 06:13:02 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- Foone🏳️‍⚧️
@foone
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Aerith: Hah! What are you gonna do, stab me?
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/524/213/726/434/219/original/746aa9b05b8746d0.png
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 08-Dec-2024 14:20:33 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

"I guess you really like Pingu, huh?"
:tux:
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Two panel comic of a black & white patterned catboy working busily on a laptop with a sticker of the Linux mascot, Tux the penguin. First panel someone who is off screen says, "nice Club Penguin sticker." Second panel just shows the catboy grimacing with squinting eye and a look of disbelief of the dumb comment that came his way. Artist: Cherrvak
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/556/326/122/510/332/original/3173c9911edd2c02.png
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 07-Dec-2024 15:12:46 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
in reply to
- nixCraft 🐧
@nixCraft 2025 Update: Bottles being downgraded to grocery bags to save money

In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 06-Dec-2024 04:49:14 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Working with this yarn is so difficult!
Any tips? 🧶🐈⬛
In conversation about a month ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a tuxedo cat laying on the floor and looking up at the camera. A Bernat yarn label can be seen wrapped around the furball
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/600/954/022/516/637/original/8d4154ab167b744c.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Saturday, 30-Nov-2024 00:46:45 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

The Horrors™ persist, but so do cats 🐈
In conversation about 2 months ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a cat sitting next to a toy Gundum. The way the light shines on both the toy and the cat makes it look like kitty's shadow has a knife and some wings.
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/566/537/957/224/686/original/9932dcc9eb0aa725.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Monday, 25-Nov-2024 10:13:42 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

How the Alien movie would have ended if I was there.
In conversation about 2 months ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Four panel comic about the movie Alien. First panel. The two astronauts are looking at the suspicious alien egg when one of them asks the other, "You gonna look inside that egg?" The second astronaut replies, "FUCK NO" Second panel. The two humans are seen whistling while walking back to the ship. Third panel. Space ship launches and gets the fuck out of there. Final panel. Closing scene: Directed by Ridley Scott
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/540/497/866/679/483/original/d6e6b0eb97027fec.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 01:47:22 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Are we a joke to you?
In conversation about 2 months ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Photo of a white cat and a gray cat sitting by their food bowl while staring up at their owner. Their human servant is wearing pajama pants and sacrilegious kitty slippers that happen to be the exact same color as the cats, almost as if the furry overlords are being mocked.
  https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/113/510/494/979/068/238/original/1f1e5376c00d8e0e.jpg
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Sunday, 29-Sep-2024 21:25:44 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Move to the cloud, they said.
Everything will be great, they said.
In conversation about 4 months ago from infosec.exchange permalink
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1. Video of a trap box for some quails with food on top to lure them in. Classical music softly plays from below and gets louder when the trap opens upon a bird falling in.
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: (catsalad@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 27-Sep-2024 18:39:52 JST CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

To comply with EU regulations on allowing 3rd party stores, Apple announces .DS_Store for Windows and Android! :anidab_right:

In conversation about 4 months ago from infosec.exchange permalink

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