Notices by Sir Funk 🇦🇺 (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com), page 8

@lain ….and you smell like one too!

@ned there are two facebooks. In one you’re a monster if your kid has vaccinations, in the other you’re a monster if your kid doesn’t have vaccinations.

@ChefsCatch they can’t fucking wait to do that shit. Bit poor? Getting a childcare payment? Ooops you can’t buy wine any more!

@Sabex @ChefsCatch LOL there’s already a system that sends guys around when you buy supplies that might be for making meth don’t think it won’t be widened.

My “herb grinder” needs a bath in some polish spirit and a trip through the ultrasonic cleaner. But that’s all it needs, don’t ask me why drunk-Funk ordered another one. Fucken retard. That guy needs to stay off the internet.

@Zerglingman don’t say it was easy, I think they worked pretty hard at it.

@Zerglingman if that time I took hostages at the mall without my pants didn’t do it I dunno what will.

It’s amazing how much trust in the medical establishment has been set on fire over the last 4 years.

@lain the nicest shit I own is Boss.

@ThatCrazyDude dude it’s even bigger than Australia. Almost as hospitable too, at least all our coastline is good land. Australia’s also warm enough to keep diesel a liquid, dry, old, and geologically stable. We can build train lines and roads where they can’t.

@ThatCrazyDude of course it will fail. The only two that matter are China and Russia, and Putin and Xi *can’t fucking wait* to stab each other in the back.

@bjbroderick @ThatCrazyDude I don’t have to do shit, because I don’t own any nuclear weapons so what I think doesn’t matter.

@bjbroderick @ThatCrazyDude there’s no calming this mullet my friend, it’s the mullet who is in charge. Like the Simpsons.

@bjbroderick @ThatCrazyDude that’s just a mop homie

@bjbroderick @ThatCrazyDude hey man calling a mop a mullet is stolen valour.

Army cunts in town on the piss, Cowboys getting had, wives and girlfriends splooshing over Reece Walsh, domestic violence is going way up in Townsville tonight.

@GluedToTheScreen @Zerglingman I’m *still* looking for a good car towel.

I scoured the world for a tea towel that does it all:

* Actually dries things
* Doesn’t leave little bits of towel all over anything you dry
* Leaves glasses clear without streaks and smudges

I eventually found it years ago, but they were expensive so I only bought two, and now I have NFI where I got them 😭

"Uninstall the apps, stop showering, and start hassling strangers on the sidewalk about SystemD"

@lain DO NOT WATCH SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR YT RECOMMENDATIONS