Notices by Himbo Techbro (r000t@ligma.pro), page 6

@mint
One of the default instances you can OAuth against is mastodon.art so yeah

can we get an F in the chat for my man?

ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyfreetherapist

Actually I'm gonna go a different route.

Is my love quest finally over?

Do you like the grind of MMOs? The feeling that there's always something more to achieve?

Need exercise?

Rent yourself a Rug Doctor. No matter how many times you clean the exact same carpet, the water will *always* come out black as asphalt.

You'll never, ever, ever be done.

Battle pass only $40/day with a $25 deposit.

@coolboymew
It's gotta be nostalgia.

Windows 7 was absolutely amazing *at the time* and the UX was really fucking clean, especially compared to newer ones that make everything so big to be touch friendly. I can understand it.

But yeah even I'm telling them it's time to move on.
@Suiseiseki

@matrix
Katara.

@animeirl Half a dozen people have hit me up with basically this message.

The people they're claiming to do this for, are sick of it. It's literally masturbatory at this point.

@coin it's okay, zoomzooms won't be able to figure it out anyway. we'll likely be spared from people dancing and pointing at words

>fediverse short-form video software

don't bring that shit here lmao even *I'll* be calling for a fediblock of that shit

"Kernel-mode anti-cheat does not represent attack surface! It's entirely unhackable! It's literally impossible for there to be any vulnerabilities! It's the absolute pinnacle of secure code! It's bug-free! You're schi-"

r000tles is *always* right.

@mangeurdenuage
There's a pipeline to be had.

- "Nobody wants that. Nobody's saying that they want that. You are crazy for thinking that anybody wants that.
- "Some people are talking about how they want that, but they are on the fringes."
- "That will never ever happen, do not worry about it."
- "It's not happening, you are crazy."
- "It's happening, and here's why that's a good thing."

@coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@coolboymew

@japananon I was gonna call mine "SavoryMan" and just write compelling stories @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@elftummy
hell yeah
@coolboymew

@matrix
He also outright said what I've been saying for years: Do not accept money.

Accepting work is one thing, and obviously people can commission work by themselves and donate the result, but money entering your hand is a huge no-no.

>house passes bill to ban tiktok if not sold to non-chinese owner
>tiktok puts up interstitial asking people to call congress and rally against the bill
>congressional offices absolutely hammered with phone calls

TikTok wasn't just able to get zoomers to pick up a phone, but to call congress. If that isn't proof that it represents complete control over them, I'm not sure what is.

It's literally the reason this bill exists. If they can convince zoomers to use a telephone, what else can they do?

Now, addicts are very interesting people.

As soon as the dancey videos are threatened, you will see

- Zoomers suddenly be interested in third-party app stores, sideloading apps, and jailbreaking their devices
- A massive spike in Android device sales because these allow sideloading
- Potentially, acts of terrorism and violence from addicts going cold turkey

Looks like they're circling the wagons for another fediverse scrape project.

Given that they have not learned their lesson and are harassing another developer, I will be adding another feature to as:Public, relay support.

Additionally, I'm looking at "package" export, allowing people to download weekly bundles of collected posts for offline use.

I got cabling jobs today and tomorrow, and then I can get started on that.