Notices by sam henri gold (samhenrigold@hachyderm.io)

excuse me
https://social.samhenri.gold/@posters/113114560813120035

i saw this against my will and now you all have to look at it, too.

and the rich become richard

haven’t used it in a year so it just reads as unbelievably passive aggressive

with in rem cases, it’s fun to imagine a federal prosecutor at one table and an absolute heap of boxes stacked behind another table with a public defender.

“your honor, it’s obvious that these clacker balls are just waiting to cause serious injuries to innocent children.”
“Objection, speculation.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Consisting_of_50,000_Cardboard_Boxes_More_or_Less,_Each_Containing_One_Pair_of_Clacker_Balls

living but sure as shit ain't laughing or loving

really makes you think https://cursormuseum.com/

checking in on europe right now:

from the archives

cybertruck

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR. DISQUALIFIED? ARE YOU SHITTING ME????????
https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/112420178469264169

republicans for the last 4 years

#eurovision

@dgriffinjones had me on the @cultofmac CultCast today to share my exclusive insights into tomorrow’s #AppleEvent with the world. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultcast/id503494956?i=1000654700417

thank you

i have determined that i simply attract german shitposts. i am like catnip for confused recommendation algorithms. between that spotify discover weekly thing and this, i have no other way to explain why i keep getting 3D animations with german text to speech.

i’ll buy you a coffee if you install mastodon for android on a rabbit https://www.androidauthority.com/rabbit-r1-is-an-android-app-3438805/

today in union square, about 500 people gathered to watch a guy eat cheeseballs until he yacked. it was magical.

#nyc #cheeseballman

this is a terrible parenting technique

#earthquake mastodon popping off

"Let's go!"