Notices by The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club), page 3

The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Apr-2023 14:00:51 JST The Babylon Bee

Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/damning-leak-reveals-matt-walsh-knew-what-a-woman-was-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Thursday, 20-Apr-2023 14:00:51 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  NASHVILLE, TN — A damning leak from the hacked emails of conservative commentator Matt Walsh has revealed that in spite of the question posed by his documentary What Is A Woman?, he has actually known what a woman was this entire time.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Apr-2023 05:59:23 JST The Babylon Bee

If You Don't Click This Link You're Gay
https://babylonbee.com/news/if-you-dont-click-this-link-youre-gay/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Saturday, 01-Apr-2023 05:59:23 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. If You Don't Click This Link You're Gay
  
  from TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 01-Apr-2023 00:04:04 JST The Babylon Bee

Biden Relieved After Learning The President Being Indicted For Shady Financial Dealings Is Just Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-relieved-after-learning-the-president-being-indicted-for-crimes-is-just-trump/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Saturday, 01-Apr-2023 00:04:04 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Biden Relieved After Learning The President Being Indicted For Shady Financial Dealings Is Just Trump
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to President Biden claim the elderly politician was initially nervous and worried upon hearing a president was going to be indicted for shady deals and suspect business transactions, but was "relieved" upon learning that it was just a possible misdemeanor allegedly committed by Trump years ago.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 02:01:51 JST The Babylon Bee

Wife Begins Molting From Layers Of Blankets In Preparation For Spring
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-begins-molting-from-layers-of-blankets-in-preparation-for-spring/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 15-Mar-2023 02:01:51 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Wife Begins Molting From Layers Of Blankets In Preparation For Spring
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  GRAIN VALLEY, MO — Isn't nature amazing? In what has become an annual tradition and one of the first signs of the arrival of spring, a local wife has begun the arduous process of molting the many layers of blankets she has built up around her body over the course of the long winter.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 08:26:36 JST The Babylon Bee

Temple Of Moloch Hosting Family-Friendly Child Sacrifice Event
https://babylonbee.com/news/temple-of-moloch-hosting-family-friendly-child-sacrifice-event/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Friday, 10-Mar-2023 08:26:36 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Temple Of Moloch Hosting Family-Friendly Child Sacrifice Event
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  CANAAN — Hoping to quell controversy over its practices, a local Temple of Moloch has announced plans to host a "family-friendly" child sacrifice event next weekend. Leaders at the temple hope that the addition of fun activities for kids will help the cult shed the unpleasant image that comes with slaughtering children as an act of worship.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 04:59:10 JST The Babylon Bee

Spooked By Jan 6 Footage, McConnell Withdraws Head Into Shell
https://babylonbee.com/news/spooked-by-jan-6-footage-mcconnell-withdraws-head-into-shell/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Thursday, 09-Mar-2023 04:59:10 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Spooked By Jan 6 Footage, McConnell Withdraws Head Into Shell
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, D.C. — Poor lil' guy! According to sources, Senator Mitch McConnell became so spooked today by the release of unedited Jan 6 footage that he withdrew his head into his shell and is refusing to come out.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:59:34 JST The Babylon Bee

Female Pilot Hoping The Check Engine Light Will Just Go Out Eventually
https://babylonbee.com/news/female-pilot-hoping-the-check-engine-light-will-just-go-out-eventually/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:59:34 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Female Pilot Hoping The Check Engine Light Will Just Go Out Eventually
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  SOUTH BEND, IN — A female airline pilot was preoccupied during an otherwise routine flight yesterday, as she kept hoping the plane's blinking "CHECK ENGINE" light would eventually just turn off by itself without incident.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:59:25 JST The Babylon Bee

XFL Tries To Differentiate From NFL With Endzones That Say 'We Love Racism'
https://babylonbee.com/news/xfl-tries-to-differentiate-from-nfl-with-endzones-that-say-we-love-racism/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Tuesday, 07-Mar-2023 07:59:25 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. XFL Tries To Differentiate From NFL With Endzones That Say 'We Love Racism'
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  ARLINGTON, TX — In an attempt to distance itself from its older NFL cousin and its "END RACISM" endzone decorations, the XFL has announced they will be adding their own endzone decorations that read "WE LOVE RACISM."
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-2023 05:58:52 JST The Babylon Bee

Thanks To Inflation, More American Families Surviving Solely On Costco Samples
https://babylonbee.com/news/thanks-to-inflation-more-american-families-forced-to-survive-solely-on-costco-samples/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Tuesday, 28-Feb-2023 05:58:52 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Thanks To Inflation, More American Families Surviving Solely On Costco Samples
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  U.S. — As more and more families are hit by inflation under the Biden administration, experts are reporting that millions of Americans are turning to Costco samples as their primary source of sustenance.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:59:13 JST The Babylon Bee

Tonight’s State Of The Union To Be Sponsored By Pfizer
https://babylonbee.com/news/tonights-state-of-the-union-to-be-sponsored-by-pfizer/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 08-Feb-2023 02:59:13 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Tonight’s State Of The Union To Be Sponsored By Pfizer
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, DC — In a move designed to both bring in some extra revenue for the federal government as well as send a message of encouragement to the public to get vaccinated, tonight's State of the Union address from President Joe Biden will be sponsored by Pfizer.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 02-Feb-2023 05:08:59 JST The Babylon Bee

Trump Expected To Announce New Nickname For Nikki Haley On February 15th
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-expected-to-announce-new-nickname-for-nikki-haley-on-february-15th/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Thursday, 02-Feb-2023 05:08:59 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Trump Expected To Announce New Nickname For Nikki Haley On February 15th
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  MAR-A-LAGO — Former President Donald Trump teased today that he will be dropping a devastating new nickname for Nikki Haley come February 15th.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2023 08:03:43 JST The Babylon Bee

GoFundMe Page Started To Help Complete MLK Statue
https://babylonbee.com/news/gofundme-page-started-to-complete-mlk-jr-statue/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jan-2023 08:03:43 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. GoFundMe Page Started To Help Complete MLK Statue
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS — In honor of Dr. King and Coretta Scott King, artist Hank Thomas has unveiled a 20ft statue of the two hugging called the 'The Embrace'. Unfortunately, the artist was only able to afford to make a statue of their arms embracing and now a GoFundMe has been put together to raise money to complete the sculpture to include their heads and torsos.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2023 08:02:52 JST The Babylon Bee

Harriet Tubman Honored With Statue Of Her Left Big Toe
https://babylonbee.com/news/harriet-tubman-honored-with-statue-of-her-left-big-toe/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 18-Jan-2023 08:02:52 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Harriet Tubman Honored With Statue Of Her Left Big Toe
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  AUBURN, NY — Following the new tradition of erecting disturbing modern-art monuments for prominent historical figures, the city of Auburn has unveiled a bronze statue of abolitionist and Underground Railroad leader Harriet Tubman's left big toe.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Jan-2023 05:59:41 JST The Babylon Bee

With All The Female M&M's Off In Their Own Bag, Male M&M's Finally Enjoying Some Peace And Quiet
https://babylonbee.com/news/with-all-the-female-mms-off-in-their-own-bag-male-mms-finally-enjoying-some-peace-and-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Friday, 13-Jan-2023 05:59:41 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. With All The Female M&M's Off In Their Own Bag, Male M&M's Finally Enjoying Some Peace And Quiet
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  U.S. — Male M&M's everywhere rejoiced after the announcement by Mars, Inc. that the female M&M's are getting their own bag. The male M&M's hope this change will finally give them some much sought-after peace and quiet.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 09-Jan-2023 03:02:14 JST The Babylon Bee

Wife Suddenly Wakes From Coma After Husband Boots Up PlayStation
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-suddenly-wakes-from-coma-after-husband-boots-up-playstation/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Monday, 09-Jan-2023 03:02:14 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Wife Suddenly Wakes From Coma After Husband Boots Up PlayStation
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  SANTA FE, NM — Local woman Amber Rhodes suddenly snapped out of a deep, seven-month coma today, at the exact moment her husband booted up his PlayStation.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-2022 06:17:10 JST The Babylon Bee

Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button
https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-life-alert-just-euthanizes-you-when-you-push-the-button/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Monday, 19-Dec-2022 06:17:10 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  OTTAWA — The Canadian Medical System has officially rolled out its own "Life Alert" which provides immediate, medically-assisted death to geriatric patients who push the button.

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