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The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 10-Sep-2023 14:00:23 JST The Babylon Bee

Parenthood: 13 Expectations Vs. Reality
https://babylonbee.com/news/parenthood-expectation-vs-reality/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Parenthood: 13 Expectations Vs. Reality
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  Becoming a parent obviously changes your life drastically -- but not always quite like people expect! Allow the moms and dads of the Babylon Bee to peel back the curtain on the expectations versus reality of what it's actually like to be a parent:
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 10-Sep-2023 14:00:20 JST The Babylon Bee

Wife Catches Conservative Husband Hiding In Closet Eating Avocado Toast
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-catches-conservative-husband-hiding-in-closet-eating-avocado-toast/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Wife Catches Conservative Husband Hiding In Closet Eating Avocado Toast
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  DENTON, TX — So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Sep-2023 03:58:40 JST The Babylon Bee

Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-approves-40-billion-worth-of-drugs-to-be-airdropped-to-burning-man/?utm_source=fediverse
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1. Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  BLACK ROCK CITY, NV — President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 04:58:49 JST The Babylon Bee

Furious McCarthy Promises To Respond To Biden Corruption With Strongliest-Worded Letter Ever
https://babylonbee.com/news/furious-mccarthy-promises-to-respond-to-biden-corruption-with-strongliest-worded-letter-ever/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Furious McCarthy Promises To Respond To Biden Corruption With Strongliest-Worded Letter Ever
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, D.C. — As evidence of President Joe Biden's corruption continues to mount, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has issued his most serious threat yet, promising to respond to the Bidem administration with the strongest-worded letter ever written.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 04:00:03 JST The Babylon Bee

Kid Suspended For Being In Possession Of History Book With U.S. Flag On Cover
https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-suspended-for-being-in-possession-of-history-book-with-us-flag-on-cover/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Kid Suspended For Being In Possession Of History Book With U.S. Flag On Cover
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  DENVER, CO — A local 6th grader has been suspended and sent home from school after he was found to be in possession of a history textbook with an offensive image of an American flag on the cover.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 02:00:35 JST The Babylon Bee

Donald Trump’s Trial For Election Interference Set To Begin In Time To Interfere With Election
https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trumps-trial-for-election-interference-set-to-begin-in-time-to-interfere-with-election/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Donald Trump’s Trial For Election Interference Set To Begin In Time To Interfere With Election
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, D.C. — The federal judge presiding over former President Donald Trump's trial on charges of election interference has set a trial date that will line up perfectly to interfere with the 2024 presidential election.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 00:58:58 JST The Babylon Bee

'Welp, Time To Get A Riding Lawnmower' Says Man Surveying His 10 Square Feet Of Grass
https://babylonbee.com/news/welp-time-to-get-a-riding-lawnmower-says-man-surveying-his-10-square-feet-of-grass/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. 'Welp, Time To Get A Riding Lawnmower' Says Man Surveying His 10 Square Feet Of Grass
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  BENTONVILLE, AR — After surveying the ten square feet of grass in his new home's yard, local man Dan Jenkins decided it was definitely time to purchase a riding lawnmower.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 14-Aug-2023 00:59:11 JST The Babylon Bee

Israelites Ask Moses If He Can Strike Another Rock To Dispense Sunny D
https://babylonbee.com/news/israelites-ask-moses-if-he-can-strike-another-rock-to-dispense-sunny-d/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Israelites Ask Moses If He Can Strike Another Rock To Dispense Sunny D
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  THE WILDERNESS — After God miraculously supplied the Israelites with water, the Israelites asked if Moses could possibly strike another rock to make it pour forth Sunny D.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 10:53:17 JST The Babylon Bee

Global Warming Mysteriously Spikes Every Year Between June And August, Experts Say
https://babylonbee.com/news/global-warming-mysteriously-spikes-every-year-between-june-and-august-experts-say/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Global Warming Mysteriously Spikes Every Year Between June And August, Experts Say
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House National Climate Task Force reported today that NASA scientists have discovered a mysterious spike in global warming every year between June and August.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 21:15:36 JST The Babylon Bee

Internalized Misogyny: Girl Pretends Her Successful Lawyer Barbie Is A Mommy
https://babylonbee.com/news/internalized-misogyny-girl-pretends-her-successful-lawyer-barbie-is-a-mommy/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Monday, 31-Jul-2023 21:15:36 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Internalized Misogyny: Girl Pretends Her Successful Lawyer Barbie Is A Mommy
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  ABERDEEN, SD — Local parents of a young girl have grown concerned that she may be rife with internalized misogyny as she was seen pretending her Successful Lawyer Barbie™ was just a mommy.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 13:59:20 JST The Babylon Bee

Hunter Biden Optioned To Make Room For 7th Grandchild On Family Roster
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-demoted-to-make-room-for-7th-grandchild-on-family-roster/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 13:59:20 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Hunter Biden Optioned To Make Room For 7th Grandchild On Family Roster
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, D.C. — After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room for their 7th grandchild on the family roster.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 13:59:13 JST The Babylon Bee

Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling 'Bring Out Your Dead!'
https://babylonbee.com/news/aide-pushes-cart-through-halls-of-congress-yelling-bring-out-your-dead/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 13:59:13 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling 'Bring Out Your Dead!'
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WASHINGTON, D.C. — Long-time congressional aide Mark Mathis has been tasked with slowly pushing a cart through the halls of congress to collect the dead bodies.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2023 05:59:48 JST The Babylon Bee

Obese Man Explains To Doctor He's Just Fighting Far-Right Extremism
https://babylonbee.com/news/obese-man-explains-to-doctor-hes-just-fighting-far-right-extremism/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 12-Jul-2023 05:59:48 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Obese Man Explains To Doctor He's Just Fighting Far-Right Extremism
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  HUNTSVILLE, AL — A local man attempted to reason with his physician today, explaining to the concerned doctor that his obesity was the result of his pledge to fight far-right extremism in all forms.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2023 03:01:48 JST The Babylon Bee

FBI Conducting Surveillance Of Far-Right Terrorist Training Ground
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-conducting-surveillance-of-far-right-training-ground/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 12-Jul-2023 03:01:48 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. FBI Conducting Surveillance Of Far-Right Terrorist Training Ground
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WATERTOWN, SD — As mainstream media reports circulated that maintaining physical fitness is a sign of far-right extremism, a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Investigation disclosed that the agency already has a surveillance team closely monitoring what is believed to be a local fascist training facility.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Jul-2023 01:58:48 JST The Babylon Bee

Conservatives Running Out Of Products And Services To Brand With The Name 'Patriot'
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-running-out-of-products-and-services-to-brand-with-the-name-patriot/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Friday, 07-Jul-2023 01:58:48 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Conservatives Running Out Of Products And Services To Brand With The Name 'Patriot'
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  U.S. — With the list of woke corporations and companies seeking to cater to progressive social agendas continually growing, conservative-minded consumers have realized they are running out of products and services they can brand with the name "Patriot."
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jun-2023 11:48:50 JST The Babylon Bee

Hunter Drops Off Another Truckload Of Personal, Incriminating Family Secrets At Local Goodwill
https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-drops-off-another-truckload-of-personal-incriminating-family-secrets-at-local-goodwill/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Thursday, 29-Jun-2023 11:48:50 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Hunter Drops Off Another Truckload Of Personal, Incriminating Family Secrets At Local Goodwill
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  WILMINGTON, DE — According to sources, President Biden's son Hunter was seen over the weekend dropping off another truckload of salacious family secrets and criminal evidence at the local Goodwill donation center, as is his custom.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Jun-2023 16:55:24 JST The Babylon Bee

Female Comic Goes Record 6 Seconds Before Mentioning Her Vagina
https://babylonbee.com/news/female-comic-goes-record-6-seconds-before-mentioning-her-vagina/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 28-Jun-2023 16:55:24 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Female Comic Goes Record 6 Seconds Before Mentioning Her Vagina
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  U.S. — According to sources, a female comic has broken a world record after going a full six seconds into her stand-up bit without mentioning her vagina even once. The previous record held by Amy Schumer was a mere 2 seconds.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 12-Jun-2023 01:58:39 JST The Babylon Bee

Mexican Restaurant Opens In Same Spot Where Seven Mexican Restaurants Have Gone Out Of Business
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-mexican-restaurant-opens-in-spot-where-7-mexican-restaurants-have-gone-out-of-business/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Monday, 12-Jun-2023 01:58:39 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Mexican Restaurant Opens In Same Spot Where Seven Mexican Restaurants Have Gone Out Of Business
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  El Paso, TX — A brand-new Mexican restaurant celebrated its grand opening today, taking over the exact same building where seven previous Mexican restaurants have gone out of business.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 31-May-2023 13:59:10 JST The Babylon Bee

Man At Tower Of Babel Upset He Didn't Get The Cool British Accent
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-at-tower-of-babel-upset-he-didnt-get-the-cool-british-accent/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Wednesday, 31-May-2023 13:59:10 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Man At Tower Of Babel Upset He Didn't Get The Cool British Accent
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  BABEL — Seba, son of Cush, became frustrated following an event dubbed by scribes as the "confusion of languages" after realizing he missed out on the sweet British accent some of the other people got.
The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 13-May-2023 05:03:29 JST The Babylon Bee

Desantis Makes It Illegal For Link To Wear Gerudo Outfit In Florida
https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-makes-it-illegal-for-link-to-wear-gerudo-outfit-in-florida/?utm_source=fediverse
In conversation Saturday, 13-May-2023 05:03:29 JST from gameliberty.club permalink
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1. Desantis Makes It Illegal For Link To Wear Gerudo Outfit In Florida
  
  from TheBabylonBee
  
  TALLAHASSEE, FL — Gov. Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday to prevent Link, the hero of Hyrule, from wearing the female clothing of the Gerudo people.

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