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  1. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 09-May-2024 03:15:24 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States

    https://babylonbee.com/news/dead-worm-found-in-rfk-jrs-brain-already-polling-higher-than-biden-in-11-states/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about 7 months ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States
      from TheBabylonBee
      U.S. — Following the revelation that a deadly parasite was once removed from his skull, political experts were shocked to learn that the dead worm found in Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s brain was already polling higher than Joe Biden in 11 states.
  2. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jan-2024 07:59:03 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Embarrassing: Baptist Man Shows Up To Heaven In Suit While Everyone Else Just Wearing Hawaiian Shirts And Sandals

    https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassing-baptist-man-shows-up-to-heaven-in-suit-while-everyone-else-just-wearing-hawaiian-shirts-and-sandals/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about 10 months ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Embarrassing: Baptist Man Shows Up To Heaven In Suit While Everyone Else Just Wearing Hawaiian Shirts And Sandals
      from TheBabylonBee
      HEAVEN — The multitudes gathered in glory were hushed into an awkward silence today as a newly arrived Baptist man showed up in a suit even though everyone else in Heaven was wearing Hawaiian shirts and sandals.
  3. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jan-2024 04:27:49 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing Of Iowa

    https://babylonbee.com/news/after-lackluster-showing-nikki-haley-bombs-iowa/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about 10 months ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing Of Iowa
      from TheBabylonBee
      DES MOINES, IA — Motivated by a lackluster showing in Monday evening's caucus, presidential candidate Nikki Haley has ordered the bombing of Iowa. Reports coming in from the ground indicate hundreds of eligible voters have lost their lives as a result of attacks on key polling locations throughout the state. Nikki Haley has officially claimed responsibility for the attacks.
  4. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jan-2024 07:58:33 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    51-Year-Old In A Punk Band Horrified As He Suddenly Realizes He's A 51-Year-Old In A Punk Band

    https://babylonbee.com/news/51-year-old-in-a-punk-band-horrified-as-he-suddenly-realizes-hes-a-51-year-old-in-a-punk-band/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about 10 months ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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  5. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Monday, 15-Jan-2024 05:45:43 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy

    https://babylonbee.com/news/new-film-adaptation-of-1984-to-feature-big-brother-as-the-good-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about 10 months ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy
      from TheBabylonBee
      HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy.
  6. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 01:59:54 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Experts Attribute Falling Public School Literacy To Not Enough Drag Queen Story Hours

    https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-attribute-failing-public-school-literacy-to-not-enough-drag-queen-story-hours/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Experts Attribute Falling Public School Literacy To Not Enough Drag Queen Story Hours
      from TheBabylonBee
      BOSTON, MA — As new studies reveal a significant decline in student literacy in the United States, experts examining the data have concluded the problem stems from there not being enough drag queen story hours in American libraries.
  7. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 00:58:33 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Man Plays Relaxing Game Of 'Fallout' To Escape Reality Of America In 2023

    https://babylonbee.com/news/man-plays-relaxing-game-of-fallout-to-escape-horrors-of-modern-day-america/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Man Plays Relaxing Game Of 'Fallout' To Escape Reality Of America In 2023
      from TheBabylonBee
      BUENA PARK, CA — As 2023 wound to a close, local man Luis Garcia decided to escape from the terrifying state of living in today's America by enjoying a nice, relaxing game of Fallout 3 on his gaming computer.
  8. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 00:58:29 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Canada Requires All Men's Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit

    https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-requires-all-mens-rooms-to-have-tampons-in-case-of-justin-trudeau-visit/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Canada Requires All Men's Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit
      from TheBabylonBee
      OTTAWA — A new law passed in Canada this week required all men's room across the country to stock tampons in case Justin Trudeau pops in and happens to be on "that time of the month," sources confirmed Wednesday morning.
  9. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 23-Dec-2023 06:19:07 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Parents Take Gen Z Kid Who Doesn’t Have Anxiety Or Depression To Therapist To Find Out What’s Wrong

    https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-take-gen-z-son-who-doesnt-have-anxiety-or-depression-to-therapist-to-find-out-whats-wrong/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Parents Take Gen Z Kid Who Doesn’t Have Anxiety Or Depression To Therapist To Find Out What’s Wrong
      from TheBabylonBee
      SCOTTSDALE, AZ — A teenage member of Generation Z, whose name is sealed by court records, was persuaded to attend several therapy sessions after her parents grew concerned with her lack of anxiety or depression.
  10. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:59:08 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Churchgoer Pledges $700 Million In Tithes With $1 Per Year To Be Paid For Next 700 Million Years

    https://babylonbee.com/news/churchgoer-pledges-700-million-n-tithing-with-1-a-year-to-be-paid-for-next-700-million-years/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Churchgoer Pledges $700 Million In Tithes With $1 Per Year To Be Paid For Next 700 Million Years
      from TheBabylonBee
      BEAUFORT, SC — Local man Josh Reynolds officially pledged today to tithe $700 million to First Baptist Church of Beaufort, which he explained will be paid out as one dollar per year over the next 700 million years.
  11. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:59:06 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    8 Ways To Spot A Christian On A College Campus

    https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-to-spot-a-christian-on-a-college-campus/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. 8 Ways To Spot A Christian On A College Campus
      from TheBabylonBee
      During Roman times, spotting a Christian could be as easy as walking down to the Colosseum to see who was being eaten by a lion. These days, Christians can blend in a little easier - but especially on college campuses, there are always telltale signs.
  12. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2023 02:00:26 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    History Made As Irish Citizens Riot While Completely Sober

    https://babylonbee.com/news/history-made-as-irish-citizens-riot-while-completely-sober/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. History Made As Irish Citizens Riot While Completely Sober
      from TheBabylonBee
      DUBLIN — Overlooked in the chaotic situation that unfolded in recent days, Irish citizens made history as they engaged in violent rioting while completely sober for the first time ever.
  13. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 09:01:25 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    'I Wouldn't Have Gone Along With The Nazis In 1939,' Says College Student At 'Kill The Jews' Rally

    https://babylonbee.com/news/i-wouldnt-have-gone-along-with-the-nazis-in-1939-says-college-student-at-kill-the-jews-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. 'I Wouldn't Have Gone Along With The Nazis In 1939,' Says College Student At 'Kill The Jews' Rally
      from TheBabylonBee
      CAMBRIDGE, MA — A local university student expressed her own tremendous virtue by proudly announcing she would never have gone along with the rise of the Nazi party in Germany as she walked across campus to attend a "Kill the Jews" rally taking place on the Quad.
  14. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 27-Oct-2023 13:22:00 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    76 Sacrificial Goats Delivered To Pizza Parlor For Hillary Clinton's Birthday Party

    https://babylonbee.com/news/76-sacrificial-goats-delivered-to-pizza-parlor-for-hillary-clintons-birthday-party/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. 76 Sacrificial Goats Delivered To Pizza Parlor For Hillary Clinton's Birthday Party
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — A crowd of onlookers gathered outside a local pizza parlor today as 76 sacrificial goats were delivered in preparation for former First Lady Hillary Clinton's birthday party.
  15. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 21-Oct-2023 04:00:18 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    All Dwarves In Daily Wire's 'Snow White' To Be Played By Ben Shapiro

    https://babylonbee.com/news/all-dwarves-in-daily-wires-snow-white-to-be-played-by-ben-shapiro/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. All Dwarves In Daily Wire's 'Snow White' To Be Played By Ben Shapiro
      from TheBabylonBee
      NASHVILLE, TN — Daily Wire's upcoming film adaptation of Snow White will reportedly star conservative personality Ben Shapiro as all seven dwarves.
  16. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Friday, 06-Oct-2023 19:26:28 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Sad: McCarthy's 'Speaker Of The House' Nameplate Finally Arrives From Engraver

    https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-mccarthys-speaker-of-the-house-nameplate-finally-arrives-from-engraver/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Sad: McCarthy's 'Speaker Of The House' Nameplate Finally Arrives From Engraver
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — The scab covering the still-fresh wound of his removal from office was ripped back open today, as Kevin McCarthy's long-awaited "Speaker of the House" nameplate finally arrived from the engraver.
  17. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 01-Oct-2023 16:23:02 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow

    https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-trillion-dollar-stopgap-bill-that-will-fund-government-until-about-2-pm-tomorrow/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow
      from TheBabylonBee
      WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Congress has passed a trillion-dollar stopgap bill that will allow the federal government to continue functioning until about 2 p.m. tomorrow.
  18. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 03:59:29 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Looters Completely Ignore Foot Locker Referee Blowing His Whistle

    https://babylonbee.com/news/looters-completely-ignore-foot-locker-referee-blowing-his-whistle/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Looters Completely Ignore Foot Locker Referee Blowing His Whistle
      from TheBabylonBee
      PHILADELPHIA, PA — Chaos erupted downtown last night as mobs of looters descended upon a local Foot Locker location, carrying off armloads of merchandise through the smashed storefront while completely ignoring the Foot Locker referee blowing his whistle and waving his arms.
  19. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Sep-2023 03:59:40 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Oh No! Man Outside Playing Baseball With His Son Has No Idea What Terrible Thing Happened In News Today

    https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-man-outside-playing-baseball-with-his-son-has-no-idea-what-terrible-thing-happened-in-news-today/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Oh No! Man Outside Playing Baseball With His Son Has No Idea What Terrible Thing Happened In News Today
      from TheBabylonBee
      MILWAUKEE, WI — A local man spent the better part of Monday afternoon playing baseball with his son, tragically leaving him completely unaware of all the terrible things that were happening in the news.
  20. The Babylon Bee (babylonbee@gameliberty.club)'s status on Sunday, 10-Sep-2023 14:00:25 JST The Babylon Bee The Babylon Bee

    Everyone Who’s Ever Worked Anywhere Ever Comes Forward To Allege Their Boss Created A Toxic Work Environment

    https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-whos-ever-worked-anywhere-ever-comes-forward-to-allege-their-boss-created-a-toxic-work-environment/?utm_source=fediverse

    In conversation about a year ago from gameliberty.club permalink

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    1. Everyone Who’s Ever Worked Anywhere Ever Comes Forward To Allege Their Boss Created A Toxic Work Environment
      from TheBabylonBee
      U.S. — After reports surfaced that employees at The Tonight Show were occasionally criticized by boss Jimmy Fallon, millions of Americans have come forward saying that they too have experienced a boss being occasionally unhappy.
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