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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 08:05:20 JST Chris Hallbeck
in reply to
- Eugen Rochko
@Gargron Same 😊

In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 07:19:50 JST Chris Hallbeck

Oh no…
In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. [a person is looking out the window] Person: Oh no, that's the moon… It's nighttime… I’m starting to change! [they are now sitting on the couch eating snacks while browsing on their phone] finally awake
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 31-Mar-2024 16:40:58 JST Chris Hallbeck

Robotic emotions.
See the animated version here! https://youtube.com/shorts/k9VRqXpFjDg
#comics #funny #robots
In conversation about 8 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Person: (crying) I cant believe she would break my heart like that. It hurts, you know? Robot: No. I do not know of these emotions. Person: Oh I’m sorry. Maybe some day we will have the technology to make you more human. [closeup of the person failing to smile through a torrent of tears] Robot: No. I'm good.
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/187/228/690/853/522/original/21df5220337060be.png
2. Robotic Emotions (Animation meme)
  
  from Chris Hallbeck
  
  Don’t you want to be like me? #funnymemes #funnyvideos #robot #emotions #animatedstories #storytimeanimated #shorts
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 15:25:07 JST Chris Hallbeck

Zooming. #comics #funny #zoom
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1. [a person is sitting at a desk in front of a computer. The room is extremely messy except for what the camera can see in the background] Video chat is a chance for my internet friends to get to know the real me.
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/928/580/665/783/593/original/1d18cc934224922b.png
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 17-Feb-2024 12:18:43 JST Chris Hallbeck

I’ve been saying “semantic satiation” over and over to the point where it’s just lost all meaning to me.

In conversation about 9 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 20-Nov-2023 13:33:57 JST Chris Hallbeck
in reply to
- Eugen Rochko
@Gargron Thank you 😊😊😊

In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Oct-2023 14:55:13 JST Chris Hallbeck

Don’t toss batteries when they are almost dead. Put them in kids toys at someone else’s house.
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Oct-2023 09:20:35 JST Chris Hallbeck

Beep boop. #VideoGames #dogs #funny
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1. [A pixelated video game screen shows an empty living room with a dog and a couch.] [At the top of the screen, it says “The humans are at work!”] [A menu appears with 3 options: 1. Sniff floor. 2. Look out window. 3. Jump on couch.] [“Jump on couch” is selected and the dog hops up from the living room floor onto the couch.] [we now see a real life dog in front of a computer.] Dog: This is so exciting!
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/235/010/430/980/442/original/8bbe9ec06ab3f92b.png
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2023 06:35:26 JST Chris Hallbeck

Popcorn. #comics #funny #webcomics
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. [two people are sitting on a couch with a bucket of popcorn between them] Person 1: Get that bowl of popcorn away from me. I keep unconsciously eating with my free hand. [The second person, scooches over and puts themselves between the first person and the bucket of popcorn. They grab, the freehand of the first person and wrap it around them.] Person 2: What if you didn't have a free hand? [The two of them snuggle on the couch while Person 2 continues to eat popcorn then, after a moment, the first person unconsciously grabs a handful of popcorn and smashes it up against the second person‘s head as they unknowingly continue to eat popcorn.]
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/111/212/276/943/036/985/original/e92e41682caa6b92.png
Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 21-Aug-2023 19:45:04 JST Chris Hallbeck

Geometrical. #comics #math #geometry #moose
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. A right angle triangle overlaid on a moose and the long edge is labeled “Hypotemoose”.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Aug-2023 03:44:32 JST Chris Hallbeck

Your face.
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Aug-2023 19:12:36 JST Chris Hallbeck

Life uh… finds a way.
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Chris Hallbeck (chrishallbeck@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 25-Feb-2023 09:24:44 JST Chris Hallbeck

Exhausted. #comics #jokes #insomnia
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1. [two people at work are talking] Person 1. I’m so exhausted today. Person 2. What’s wrong? Person 1. Insomnia. Person 2. Oh dang, are you nervous about something in the future? Person 1. No, I was reading. Person 2. Reading the news? Never do that right before bed. Person 1. No, the Wikipedia article on insomnia. Fascinating stuff.
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/109/922/347/384/407/327/original/57eb487c1f124cb6.png

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