[two people are sitting on a couch with a bucket of popcorn between them] Person 1: Get that bowl of popcorn away from me. I keep unconsciously eating with my free hand. [The second person, scooches over and puts themselves between the first person and the bucket of popcorn. They grab, the freehand of the first person and wrap it around them.] Person 2: What if you didn't have a free hand? [The two of them snuggle on the couch while Person 2 continues to eat popcorn then, after a moment, the first person unconsciously grabs a handful of popcorn and smashes it up against the second person‘s head as they unknowingly continue to eat popcorn.]
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