Notices by DXM 💊 (dxm@sk.lavenderfield.xyz)

germans really have a word for everything

@nyanide i can also not eat my own head

:ded:

@nyanide the worst thing entering any restroom will always be me

@mischievoustomato COCK

i'm vulnerable. i trust anyone and believe anything. please don't exploit me pt. 2

@nyanide 6:20am 💀

@nyanide funny how that works. ye olde reliable

i remember 5 hours ago when i originally planned to sleep

@7666 reminds me of the car that looks like a child drew it

@nyanide kind of imagining it being violently shoved through a mail slot on delivery

@jvnkyard shit

the second best thing about my job is that i usually don't have to talk to customers

tomorrow is the day i snap. i see no way around it. i hope i don't actually poop in the microwave tho

@lain@lain.com o7

@meso@netzsphaere.xyz @VIPPER@the.asbestos.cafe
really?

when i was a kid my brother hit me in the face with a big shovel. this killed one of my upper front teeth resulting in it turning black. baby tooth, but still

@lain@lain.com *mostly beloved

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com this shit nearly crashed my phone