Notices by DXM (dxm@mastodon.world)

i need a cardboard cutout of me as a stand-in during teams meetings. nobody would notice

@lain
will they ever make baguettes that are wide instead of long? ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

@meso
that's a surprisingly normal image

@meso that's really unfortunate. at least i got a glimpse ig

@meso i wish there was a head shaped alarm clock that you have to curb stomp in the morning. deal with that frustration of not having died in your sleep as soon as it appears

@meso
sometimes i pull so hard i rip the skin

@lain this person has clearly held in a shit for the past two hours. no teams meeting is _that_ important

@lain duhhh it's called "vinyls"

@lucy is it that bad?

@lain half the fun of super glue is getting in on things you didn't mean to

i once put a joint in my mouth the wrong way. tasted WAY better than lighting a cigarette at the wrong end, which happened to me twice so far. i'm getting special edition cancer

@eemmaa
it's so much worse than you expect. also the plastic vapor condensates in your mouth and coats it leaving you a with the fun taste for at least an hour